Wet the lettuce means a female wetting her vagina lips to mimic a lettuce getting wet. Usually, it's never used much, but only in times when one is drunk.
by Wet teh lettuce lettice letice September 28, 2013
Get the Wet the Lettucemug. a female urinating,
imagine water being shaked off a wet lettuce now substitute the water for urine and lettuce leaves for...
imagine water being shaked off a wet lettuce now substitute the water for urine and lettuce leaves for...
drunken girl at pub says to friend 'I've got to go and shake the lettuce before I explode' and proceeds to go to the toilet.
by lantern January 25, 2007
Get the shake the lettucemug. by marcopchen November 5, 2009
Get the Fresh Lettucemug. The way your genitals feel when you have to pull your underwear up quickly in the middle of a hot, wet sex session to avoid being caught.
by Arrowhead 6 November 3, 2019
Get the Hot Lettucemug. Synonym for "salad dressing".
A sauce applied to lettuce and other greens. Word usually used during moments of extreme idiocy.
A sauce applied to lettuce and other greens. Word usually used during moments of extreme idiocy.
by Lepidus April 8, 2007
Get the lettuce-saucemug. by diabetes ) December 6, 2018
Get the foot lettucemug. The little piece of lettuce that you stumble upon in your Taco Bell entree that was suppose to be lettuce-free.
Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.
Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.
by Jenna LO February 11, 2013
Get the Surprise Lettucemug.