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Tweet Leech

A person who parasitically latches on to a celebrity tweeter, incessantly retweeting and tagging them to draw popularity in a manner similar to that of a leech drawing blood.
Person A: MattandDavid tagged me in a tweet, and now I have 1263 followers!

Person B: How comes?

Person A: I re-tweeted and tagged them non-stop for 14 hours, so I think it's a payback thing.

Person B: You utter Tweet Leech.
by bk-kaboom April 13, 2011
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rectal leech

One who sucks the rectum. Usually a homosexual.
by Prion July 12, 2003
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Jordon Leech

A poser at skateboarding. He cannot play any sports at all. He once broke a kids bone. He lives in west covina california. He's a druggy. I makes pot brownies. Thats Jordan Leech
by maclovin October 9, 2008
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Guest leech

A guest leech is a person who tries to suck guestlists like a leech sucks blood. Guest leeches are dangerous parasites that will not hesitate to manipulate in order to obtain a few show tickets or backstage access.
Mathieu: Jessica has been texting me all night for guestlist tickets...
Charlie: Yeah I know, she's such a guest leech!
by demonthotlord March 1, 2021
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Glory leech

Adj. A person whom is so insecure that someone else is getting attention in their accomplishments that they start talking and bringing comparisons about themselves so that they feel included and special.
Normal person: Hooray! Today I am cancer free! Feels great to be healthy!

Glory leech: Congrats! I know the feeling. I was sick with a bad cold all week. Hooray to us and being healthy!
by #1 Italian stalion September 18, 2017
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Swamp Leech

An adult person that offers no financial help to the household nor does any of the house work. A complete parasite that hurls insults at the host and make demands of the host. If the host begins to remove the parasite from his/her life the parasite will lie to everyone including the police until the host is charged with some bogus charge and other people attack the host for removing the parasitic piece of shit from his/her life.
Melissa is a total swamp leech so I am breaking up with her.
by NoMoreLeeches January 10, 2020
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Spiritual Leech

A person whose self-esteem is so low, that they suck the self self worth out of you and leave you more miserable then they are. In part because the only way they can feel good about themselves is causing others pain.
She was the worst thing that happened to me. A spiritual leech that left me depressed and apathetic.
by Bperkthedon June 10, 2018
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