A person who parasitically latches on to a celebrity tweeter, incessantly retweeting and tagging them to draw popularity in a manner similar to that of a leech drawing blood.
Person A: MattandDavid tagged me in a tweet, and now I have 1263 followers!
Person B: How comes?
Person A: I re-tweeted and tagged them non-stop for 14 hours, so I think it's a payback thing.
Person B: You utter Tweet Leech.
Person B: How comes?
Person A: I re-tweeted and tagged them non-stop for 14 hours, so I think it's a payback thing.
Person B: You utter Tweet Leech.
by bk-kaboom April 13, 2011

by Prion July 12, 2003

A poser at skateboarding. He cannot play any sports at all. He once broke a kids bone. He lives in west covina california. He's a druggy. I makes pot brownies. Thats Jordan Leech
by maclovin October 9, 2008

The male negro looking for the free ticket out of his negro existence. He slithers about seeking out white women to latch onto for as long a she allows him.
You guys, a negro just creeped on my profile and is now trying to play like games with me.
Oh, looks like a pale leech sees something it wants.
Oh, looks like a pale leech sees something it wants.
by dontcare999 August 3, 2019

Someone who relies on public funds or taxpayers money in order to survive without making any kind of effort to fend for themselves. These could be convicted prisoners who are having their lives funded by taxpayers or could be people who are wrongly on benefits. It could also be people who are working in the public sector who are not doing their job properly. This is not to be confused with people who deserve benefits or people who are fairly earning taxpayers money who are working in the public sector.
Person 1: Did you hear how Marcus isn't getting a job and is living on benefits?
Person 2: I know, what a tax leech he is!
Person 1: Yeah. Don't want to be a tax leech like he is!
Person 2: I know, what a tax leech he is!
Person 1: Yeah. Don't want to be a tax leech like he is!
by LordJenal April 5, 2022

A guest leech is a person who tries to suck guestlists like a leech sucks blood. Guest leeches are dangerous parasites that will not hesitate to manipulate in order to obtain a few show tickets or backstage access.
Mathieu: Jessica has been texting me all night for guestlist tickets...
Charlie: Yeah I know, she's such a guest leech!
Charlie: Yeah I know, she's such a guest leech!
by demonthotlord March 1, 2021

A female that swipes on anyone possible and turns up flirting to 10 to ensure the other person pays for the meal. Then they ghost you.
I went out with this hot chick and she was all over me, telling me how hot I am, then the lunch leech never returned my texts!
by LJ32210 April 11, 2019
