Keyboard thumper

One who types at 110 decabells, usually named Ian. The individual is either deaf or stupid as they don't seem to realise how much noise they make with they type

Have you heard that new guy Ian type? He's a real keyboard thumper.

by Mariopolous May 19, 2006

Keyboard Masage

When your colleague thinks its a good idea to mess with you and takes it upon him/herself to rub your keyboard and open all of your apps.

Boss: Where's that report johnny?
Johnny: Sorry boss I am closing all of my opened windows at the moment, tim gave me a Keyboard Masage.
Tim: Hah working hardly or hardly working?
Boss: Tim, your gay
Tim: *you're
Boss: Your fired
Tim: *You're

by Liam sal 1 April 15, 2013

Keyboard Slamming

Keyboard Slamming is the action of rapidly typing random keys normally in all uppercase and can be usually found in TikTok comments.

"PLEASEEE BAHAHJHUWHFULIUDWUIG"
"OMFG ULIHWUHAHUHDUH"
"LMFAOOOO LWUHUGSHQUSHUWGFWIDWJD"
"Oml can you guys stop Keyboard Slamming and just say, lol, lmao or some shit like that."

by why're you looking here? October 27, 2020

Keyboard Adrenaline

A sudden surge in typing speed, usually due to a time pressure or a spontaneous good idea. The typer finds himself typing almost twice as quickly as he usually does. Most words typed end up misspelled.

John wanted to end his sentence on Facebook Chat before Katie could interfere, so he had a temporary keyboard adrenaline rush.

As Peter was just about to cum, he had a keyboard adrenaline rush that found him some more desirable porn to blow his load on.

Hypnotoad was having a keyb-ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

by Nickobanditowsoid November 29, 2009

Frosty Keyboard

A keyboard that has the visual appearance of being "frosted" in some areas due to an individual using Instant messenger while watching/ and or right after watching pornographic imagery whilst pleasuring themselves. the gradual buildup of residue can be described as "frosting"

You should'nt watch porn and use chat, you'll get a Frosty keyboard!

i should really clean my keyboard, its got a nice layer of Frosting over it

Dave offered to lend me his keyboard, but i declined because it was Frosted

by madd-monkey March 3, 2011

Keyboard Talker

A person that talks over the computer without hesitation, yet when is in public seems to cower and quiver at the idea of talking to people because he is so timid.

Hey have you met my friend Anthony? He always converses with me on the computer, but never in person. He must be a keyboard talker.

by The Liker June 11, 2012

keyboard courage

false confidence expressed by people over social media that they would never display in person.

Ole boy had all kinds of keyboard courage on Twitter but got real quiet when he saw buddy in the club .

by Sebring's G-Rod December 4, 2015