Keyboard thumper

One who types at 110 decabells, usually named Ian. The individual is either deaf or stupid as they don't seem to realise how much noise they make with they type

Have you heard that new guy Ian type? He's a real keyboard thumper.

by Mariopolous May 19, 2006

Smashing The Keyboard

When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.

Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

Keyboard Talker

A person that talks over the computer without hesitation, yet when is in public seems to cower and quiver at the idea of talking to people because he is so timid.

Hey have you met my friend Anthony? He always converses with me on the computer, but never in person. He must be a keyboard talker.

by The Liker June 11, 2012

Frosty Keyboard

A keyboard that has the visual appearance of being "frosted" in some areas due to an individual using Instant messenger while watching/ and or right after watching pornographic imagery whilst pleasuring themselves. the gradual buildup of residue can be described as "frosting"

You should'nt watch porn and use chat, you'll get a Frosty keyboard!

i should really clean my keyboard, its got a nice layer of Frosting over it

Dave offered to lend me his keyboard, but i declined because it was Frosted

by madd-monkey March 3, 2011

keyboard courage

false confidence expressed by people over social media that they would never display in person.

Ole boy had all kinds of keyboard courage on Twitter but got real quiet when he saw buddy in the club .

by Sebring's G-Rod December 4, 2015

Keyboard King

Someone who can only talk shit online and makes excuses as to why they won't say their insults through voice and/or video chat.

Troll: Hey fat fucking retard. You gonna kill yourself now or later?
Normie: shut up you keyboard king.

Troll: LMFAOOOOO THIS FUCKING LOSER!!!
Normie: You wanna talk in call or video since you're typing your mouth away?
Troll: Nah I'mma laugh at how ugly you are lmfaoooo.
Normie: point proven. keyboard king.

by ScarletSteed March 2, 2020

Keyboard Karate

A Term You use to Someone who wants to Argue or Fight with You in a Online Chatroom/Message Board

"OMG..Look at this dude...He wanna Keyboard Karate Now"

"Why You Typing So Fast?..You a Blackbelt in Keyboard Karate ?"

' Keep Talking shit..I'll Keyboard Karate that ass.."

by Jimmy Jellyhands January 19, 2009