A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.
Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.
by Kanus expert February 11, 2014
by PellAndrews September 01, 2017
Also goes by the name Jr. He is the biggest chicken shit in the entire universe. No matter what he ever does or tries to do, he will always be a chicken shit. He was born a chicken shit and he will die a chicken shit. He never proves anything first. Never has, never will. But he is a good kisser.. Still a total chicken shit though.
by ThatTulaChick September 18, 2014
A modern day country singer who is the Justin beiber of country music. A one tone low talent country music singer.
Casey-who is that old guy with that sixteen year old girl? James-justin beiber? Casey- No it's kane Brown
by N2OHYPD December 25, 2017
Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot Kane' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, Kane would be proud.
I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Gavin a hot Kane for his birthday.
I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Gavin a hot Kane for his birthday.
by Blah373849 March 28, 2020
by mkane0617 May 30, 2019