Kale

Kale is the most handsome boy ever and he is a simp(.)

Did you know KALE is simping over Noah Beck

by thesimper October 8, 2020

Kalee and tate

Two people who are too shy to talk but secretly have a huge crush that will blossom there freashman year,

Two shy lovers such as kalee and Tate

by Osup October 1, 2012

Kale

Not fat.

Kale is not fat

by That Homeless Kid June 29, 2020

baby kale

the best fatass dj in the world

i want baby kale as my dj

by vsdvsfDx vc April 17, 2017

Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!

Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!

by CptDoge November 14, 2016

Kale-bwangu

To agree or to give permission to someone

You’re going to pass fimma kale-bwangu

by Byte_fyi October 1, 2025

Kale

Unit of measurement, approximately 25 heads

“Head count?”
“There is a kale”

by y’all’d’nt’ve March 21, 2020