ClazzaMcazza and Jaffballoon

This is a very well know way to nick-name your friends. It's achevied by taking a sylabol of each word/name and splitting them, and adding funny sounds, or by reapting the sound the word makes. e.g.

Clazzamcazza, is claudia. Or adding an extra word to an exsisting nickname to make it knew. JaffBalloon is L Jaffa. Or jewbug, is jess. It is quite simple take an exaple of a celebrity: Matt Smith becomes: Smithamoo. It's quite hard to perfect but once this is achevied so many nicknames can be born. It's also quite good for talking secretly, as if you were on the phone to a friend while your mum's in the room. you could easally desguise the person of topic. ClazzaMcazza and Jaffballoon.

by JAFFANDCLAUDIA May 30, 2009

Rahim Jaffer

My favorite person in this world.
Hilarious, especially in the morning.
Amazing in bed multiple times/day.
Makes every single activity so much better than it ever was before.

All I want to do is pull a Rahim Jaffer today, and do nothing all day.

by Rahim's favorite kitten October 16, 2008

Jaffa

Something or someone that is so amazing/hot that just calling it amazing/hot would be offensive. Derived from the word "jaffacakes"-which are incredibly delicious.

Example 1:
Dave-That girl is sooo hot!

James-She's beyond hot- she's jaffa.

Example 2:
Kate-That sounds amazing!

Angela-It's more than amazing...it's jaffa

by H-Dot July 29, 2012

jaffa cakes

Jaffa Cakes .. adult slang word for sex originating in the oldbury area of the west midlands (England)

''to be used when refering to sex when there are children around''

Hi Meg you fancy some jaffa cakes ??

Meg likes jaffa cakes for breakfast !!

Matt prefers jaffa cakes for supper !!!

by matt'n'meg March 20, 2007

Jaffa

noun -

Someone who's life consists solely of computer games. The word 'Jaffa' comes from these people's main food source, Jaffa Cakes.

'He's such a jaffa'
'No she won't come out with us, she's a jaffa'

by Zakini January 24, 2008

JaffaCake

Someone who is a bit of prick

What a fucking jaffacake

by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004

JIAFF

( Julio Iglesias 's Ass Falls Foward)

Result due to lifts and transplants on this Spanish singer.

Also a disease named after Julio

Uhhhh, you look like you've got the JIAFF!

by animedude April 10, 2004