melão jorjus

Jorge Jesus, manager of Fenerbahce, got his face carved on a watermelon by the club's chef.
The watermelon is now commonly known by the portuguese audience as "melão jorjus".
Popular Discord server, Refinaria, usually talks about how great melão jorjus is.

bro já viste o melão jorjus? eia ganda cena ele vai mesmo ganhar o turcão, fds

have you seen the jorjus melon? yes, he will really win the turkish league

by vicenteeee June 28, 2022

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Magical prince jonjon

Jonjon is a magical prince VTuber who is a tentacle obsessed furry. Jonjon is an old man who's married to a lovely wife named wifey.
Wifey dose not know about jonjons tentacle obsession or that he is indeed a furry.
Jonjon has three modes cat boy, cat, and dumpling. You can throw tentacles at all three and he will hate it.

Ya know, magical prince jonjon he's a tentacle obsessed purple cat boy.

by Weirdo anime girl sailor V September 18, 2023

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