i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.

“Jake guess what”

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”

by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 02, 2023

jellybean poop

Small turds when you're taking a dump

When going to the bathroom this morning all I did was jellybean poop.

by Tonychrist December 02, 2013

Jellybean Jar

A Jellybean Jar is a euphemism for the ass. The term originated in Western Kentucky and many teenagers in those areas use this phrase.

Damn, she's hot. I'm jealous of who she lets reach into her Jellybean Jar.

by Stacy's Aunt December 03, 2020

Detroit Jellybean

When you try to puff the butt of a cigarette and accidentally inhale it, thus chewing on a shitty jellybean

Guy: Dude hurry, our smoke break is almost up.

Dude: I just had a Detroit Jellybean, we’re good.

by Cheerio_Thief September 07, 2020

Future jellybean

Jellybean, still fatherless but now agrees that the skeleton memes are apart of her.

"Hey, future Jellybean seems mid"
"I know but the skeleton memes are part of her now."

by pngtubers are cringe af June 20, 2022

Future Jellybean

Still cringe and fatherless but also now accepts that the skeleton memes are apart of her.

Example of how it's used in a sentence: future Jellybean is kinda mid

by pngtubers are cringe af June 19, 2022

White JellyBean

A white jelly bean is slang for a cumshot being shot into your partners mouth. Your partner then spits the "White Jellybean" back into your own mouth.

I couldn't believe that John said no to eating the dessert we prepared. He exclaimed that he brought his own dessert, a delicious white jellybean.

by JJohhn Smith August 05, 2022