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JD

JD is a common name for a white male in the United States. Commonly short for “John David”.

If you do know a JD, you can attest to the fact they are extremely selfish. JDs only look out for themselves and do whatever necessary for personal gain at the expense of friends and family. Commonly referred to “snakes in the grass” or “a selfish wench”. JDs are at the top of the selfish ladder.
“Oh, you know JD too?”
“ Yeah, he’s at the top of the ladder.”
by More money more problems 0121 November 24, 2021
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JD

JD can either be a great funny great guy, or a depressed emo boy who loves slushie's and wants to blow up your highschool.. (aka JD from Heathers the musical)
You're acting like such a JD..
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JD Vance

That guy is a total JD Vance. I don’t let him near my couch anymore.
by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024
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JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”
by SZCY August 11, 2024
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jd Vance lawn sign

An old couch placed in a front yard, typically offered for free.
Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.
by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024
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JD

He's JD!
I know, it's JD, right?
I feel like JD now.
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.
The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.
by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025
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