by Jazzy👑 October 12, 2020
Get the jazzy👑mug. Extremely protective girlfriend, super possessive of her man. Will Cheeto-Chop any female who looks at her man wrong, let alone even think about talking to him. She loves harder than anything you could ever imagine but do her wrong and you'll see a side of her you didn't know existed from humans. All Hades will rise and you'll wish you had never been born. So just love her and your life will be the best it could ever be.
He was approached by an unknown female but rerouted her attempt because he didn't want to feel the wild Jazzy come out in his girlfriend.
Jasmine was all sweet and cute until her BF did her wrong then she turned into a wild Jazzy.
Jasmine was all sweet and cute until her BF did her wrong then she turned into a wild Jazzy.
by KJ4Ever July 11, 2020
Get the Wild Jazzymug. An orgasm so theatrical, so flamboyant, it practically demands a spotlight. Characterized by involuntary jazz hands, sound effects reminiscent of a tuba, and the emotional intensity of a Broadway finale. Often leaves one partner confused and the other bowing to imaginary applause.
by The Real Detective June 23, 2025
Get the Jazzy Jizzmug. The gayest sexual act known to gay kind. It involves two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint assholes over newly purchased furniture. Once the new furniture is assed out the homosexuals will scream vile accusations about white Jesus.
Tim:My asshole burns like hell!
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.
by HU3YS_A_FREEMAN March 17, 2017
Get the Jazzy Dumbldoremug. nice honnom being, very weird and likes to make unusual jokes
when she gets mad or triggered there is no way back
when she gets mad or triggered there is no way back
by jazzy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 1, 2018
Get the Jazzymug. The action of an individual trying to slip their way out of difficult situations where they are unable to gain an upper hand or are fully aware of their disadvantage.
Actions include, but are not limited to:
- Making excuses when losing a bet
- Leaving a social event they are not interested in, early, with the excuse of "washing dishes"
- Bluffing about their abilities or position in order to intimidate the opposition into folding
- Finding unreasonable excuses to not attend social events entirely
- Making unfair bets and thinking they slick
Actions include, but are not limited to:
- Making excuses when losing a bet
- Leaving a social event they are not interested in, early, with the excuse of "washing dishes"
- Bluffing about their abilities or position in order to intimidate the opposition into folding
- Finding unreasonable excuses to not attend social events entirely
- Making unfair bets and thinking they slick
A: "Pre-workout is a scam. You guys could never keep up with me. I used to bench 225 with one hand."
B: "You wanna bet?"
A: "Take your caffeine kool-aid. If you win, I'll take pre-workout with you next time. If you win, you'll never take pre-workout again"
A: *Dies after second chest movement*
A: "Hey I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash"
B: "Man this dude really out here trynna jazzy out of the bet"
A: "Yooo I'm so hyped about going out this weekend"
B: "Facts bro its gonna be lit"
*The weekend in question*
B: "Yo why are you not ready rn we have to leave in 5 min. The taxi is waiting"
A: "Ahh shit my fault guys I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash."
B: "Mannn you really gonna jazzy outta this one too??"
A: "Yoo you watched the new JJK episode?"
B: "Nah but I actually read all the mangas including the unreleased limited edition gold cover ones"
A: "Oh shit can I see one?"
B: "See I would but I actually got mad dishes to wash"
A: "Bro wtf stop jazzying. What does that have to do with showing me a book. You been sitting around all day"
B: "Hold on I'm getting call"
*Disappears into room for 3 days*
B: "You wanna bet?"
A: "Take your caffeine kool-aid. If you win, I'll take pre-workout with you next time. If you win, you'll never take pre-workout again"
A: *Dies after second chest movement*
A: "Hey I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash"
B: "Man this dude really out here trynna jazzy out of the bet"
A: "Yooo I'm so hyped about going out this weekend"
B: "Facts bro its gonna be lit"
*The weekend in question*
B: "Yo why are you not ready rn we have to leave in 5 min. The taxi is waiting"
A: "Ahh shit my fault guys I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash."
B: "Mannn you really gonna jazzy outta this one too??"
A: "Yoo you watched the new JJK episode?"
B: "Nah but I actually read all the mangas including the unreleased limited edition gold cover ones"
A: "Oh shit can I see one?"
B: "See I would but I actually got mad dishes to wash"
A: "Bro wtf stop jazzying. What does that have to do with showing me a book. You been sitting around all day"
B: "Hold on I'm getting call"
*Disappears into room for 3 days*
by theanonymoussquareassociation November 11, 2023
Get the jazzymug. To literally 'fook bitches n get monayz' all day long. To Jazzy implies you have lots of status, grills and can only be done by 13 year old Asian boys.
by Urngod November 11, 2013
Get the to Jazzymug.