Jazzi

Jazzi is the funniest person in the world. A true friend, the best friend you could ask for some would say. The best girlfriend.. will do anything for the people she loves. Don’t mess a jazzi around. She has been your friend since you were 6 years old. You is her a breakfast x

Jazzi is the best

by Jazzi best November 23, 2021

Jazzy

One of the most narcissistic but compassionate people you’ll ever meet. Compulsive liar. will say she made ham but did she? if you need her you’ll find her in zara. never find her in a thrift store, second hand? EW. overall an okay girl but be careful

Here comes jazzy out dressing us as usual.

by 11youknowwho11 November 23, 2021

jazzy come

The act of ejaculating to AI generated porn

Wow, that chick is hot! Even though it is AI generated, I'll jazzy come all over her!

by jizzygillespie March 15, 2023

Jazzy

a name used when calling a female retarded or slow in the brain.

person A: “ bro that girl is such Jazzy ”

by 444vC4tz March 31, 2023

jazzy

The action of an individual trying to slip their way out of difficult situations where they are unable to gain an upper hand or are fully aware of their disadvantage.

Actions include, but are not limited to:
- Making excuses when losing a bet
- Leaving a social event they are not interested in, early, with the excuse of "washing dishes"
- Bluffing about their abilities or position in order to intimidate the opposition into folding
- Finding unreasonable excuses to not attend social events entirely
- Making unfair bets and thinking they slick

A: "Pre-workout is a scam. You guys could never keep up with me. I used to bench 225 with one hand."
B: "You wanna bet?"
A: "Take your caffeine kool-aid. If you win, I'll take pre-workout with you next time. If you win, you'll never take pre-workout again"
A: *Dies after second chest movement*
A: "Hey I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash"

B: "Man this dude really out here trynna jazzy out of the bet"

A: "Yooo I'm so hyped about going out this weekend"
B: "Facts bro its gonna be lit"
*The weekend in question*
B: "Yo why are you not ready rn we have to leave in 5 min. The taxi is waiting"
A: "Ahh shit my fault guys I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash."
B: "Mannn you really gonna jazzy outta this one too??"

A: "Yoo you watched the new JJK episode?"
B: "Nah but I actually read all the mangas including the unreleased limited edition gold cover ones"
A: "Oh shit can I see one?"
B: "See I would but I actually got mad dishes to wash"
A: "Bro wtf stop jazzying. What does that have to do with showing me a book. You been sitting around all day"
B: "Hold on I'm getting call"
*Disappears into room for 3 days*

by theanonymoussquareassociation November 11, 2023

jazzy

Another name for a 'jazz cigarette' or joint

"God dude, I could just go for a jazzy right now."

by fvrBoggie January 8, 2024

Jazzy

A mentally unstable best friend. The best person you’ll ever meet in your life, but you’ll always be worried about them. Knows the coolest facts about everything, and is really weird, but in the best way.

“That girl is so weird!”
“She must be a Jazzy.”

by FleurSea December 2, 2022