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Jason

When a person is either dense, forgetful, confused or just dumb.

That means you my friend just pulled a Jason.
Guy 1: man, I just came back from work and you won't believe what happened..

Guy 2: Ah dude, did you pull a Jason in front of Rebecca again?

that chick with the massive bonkers?

Guy 1: Yeah, I was stuttering and spilled my drink all over her white tee.
by Bukko July 9, 2021
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Jason

1. guy I REALLY want to fuck.

2. Also known as guy with a panache for obscure references and witty reparte.
3. Also known as source of cool music references
1. I would so love to Jason him.
2 and 3. Wow - that's cool to hear you talk about TMBG and Tenancious D. You pulled a Jason on me!
by I'm the other woman May 12, 2009
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Jason

A boy who is brown skin, he is 5'10, he's also a savage. Jason is not afraid of anyone, he'll beat tf out of a girl or boy. He don't fuck around. People claim he has hoes but really doesn't. Jason is a smart, funny and handsome young man. Everyone wishes they were Jason.
Girl - I want to fuck up jason so badly
Boy - Don't do he'll beat the fuck out of you and you're nigga
by Julian Edelman March 15, 2017
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Jason

Jason is the worlds best bf! he is so amazing and perfect. he is sweet, caring, smart, talented, joyful, trusting, and more. Jason never fails to put a smile on my face, even when i am upset. he always looks out for me and wants the best for me. he is so fun to be around also. plus he has an adorable dog. I love you Jason!
by lc_s December 2, 2020
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The Jason

Both thumbs up with a smirk up, leaning towards the side.
The Jason
by RyanLolol January 9, 2009
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Jason

A very sweet boy. Can be a jerk sometimes, but really cares about the ones he loves. Really knows how to make a move and is overall amazing. Flirts alot, and may make their girlfriend or lover mad about that, but when he loves you, he loves YOU and no one else. Jasons are great.
He's such a flirt!

Yeah, thats Jason.
by ejreeworijofe October 12, 2012
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Jason

From a Greek word meaning “healer.” AKA Daddy

Jason is a smart charismatic person who loves to love. He'll win you over with his humor but charm with you with his stunning eyes and smile. He's a giver and would give you the shirt off his back. His touch will send shivers down your spin and his kiss will make you feel loved beyond words can express. If you're ever lucky enough to get a Jason, don't take him for granted because there's no other man out there like him. His love is true but he has a hard time showing it sometimes. He is very confident but you'd be surprised at how shy he can be! Sometimes he doesn't take things serious but when it comes to love its no joke. Watch out for his moods, he has a tendency to shut you out but its because he's a deep thinker. He is an amazing Daddy and loved dearly by his family. He will make an amazing husband one day. If you're that lucky woman, shower him with love and attention because he's worth it!
You're married to Jason? You are SUCH a lucky woman!
by YourForever87 June 10, 2022
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