Jason 

This is a definition of someone elegant, strong, smart and the most handsome guy in the world. Except for Jason vorchees, all Jason are the greatest man alive

Wow Jason is a god church

Jason by Ugandan-knuckles- January 20, 2018

Jason 

Typically a very tall man who is kind but very loud after a couple beers/tequila

Ex: hey look at the drunk slender man over there.
oh never mind he is probably a Jason

Jason by Eatmydustfool July 25, 2020

Jason 

Jason is well hung, manly, kinda funny and the biggest SIMP you will ever meet, only of course to the right girl. Oh yeah, he’s sexy ASF!

*Jason walks in the room*
guy: WAOH! Is your name Jason?

jason: Yes
guy: I knew it! I can see your bulge through your pants!!

Jason by jamalsgurl69 December 29, 2020

Jason 

A lumbersexual/hipster hybrid in denial. Also a grass nerd.

Jason wears red wing shoes and plaid shirts.

Jason by Kegthebeg April 11, 2017

Jason 

A guy who is hard to get but he'll go through one girl after another. He's really nice and sweet, but don't be fooled, you wont last long with a Jason. He's usually shy until you get to know him. He's not the type to be your best friend or boyfriend. He swoons the girls and many girls drool over the gentleman personality Jason's have, but he's a forever alone type of guy even if he has a girlfriend. These guys don't talk things over even when situations aren't smooth all over. He'll just be like whatever, a reason why they don't keep a girl for long.

Girl 1: My boyfriend, Jason, doesn't really talk about problems in our relationship.
Girl 2: I heard he'll dump you soon.
Girl 3: Jason is your boyfriend?! Oh, he's dreamy. But not boyfriend material from what I heard.
Girl 2: See? He's probably not interested in you anymore.
Girl 1: Thanks for the warning, totally not dating a Jason next time.
Girl 3: You shouldn't have dated one in the first place, they just play you.

Jason by PandaLuv November 24, 2013

Jason 

He is an amazing smart talented guy he has the best singing voice he’s amazing at guitar he cares deeply for the people in his life he’s the best boyfriend ever he’s not afraid to say how he feels and he’s always there for you he is the most kind caring person as long as you don’t mess with him or his friends.

Jason is amazing ❤️

Jason by PrincessKay October 27, 2018

jason 

The piece of skin between your nutsack and you're asshole.

Man, my jason is itching like a mf today...

jason by ActualFactualNews November 27, 2018