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Jason

When a person is either dense, forgetful, confused or just dumb.

That means you my friend just pulled a Jason.
Guy 1: man, I just came back from work and you won't believe what happened..

Guy 2: Ah dude, did you pull a Jason in front of Rebecca again?

that chick with the massive bonkers?

Guy 1: Yeah, I was stuttering and spilled my drink all over her white tee.
by Bukko July 9, 2021
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Jason

1. guy I REALLY want to fuck.

2. Also known as guy with a panache for obscure references and witty reparte.
3. Also known as source of cool music references
1. I would so love to Jason him.
2 and 3. Wow - that's cool to hear you talk about TMBG and Tenancious D. You pulled a Jason on me!
by I'm the other woman May 12, 2009
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Jason

Jason is the worlds best bf! he is so amazing and perfect. he is sweet, caring, smart, talented, joyful, trusting, and more. Jason never fails to put a smile on my face, even when i am upset. he always looks out for me and wants the best for me. he is so fun to be around also. plus he has an adorable dog. I love you Jason!
by lc_s December 2, 2020
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Jason

A boy who is brown skin, he is 5'10, he's also a savage. Jason is not afraid of anyone, he'll beat tf out of a girl or boy. He don't fuck around. People claim he has hoes but really doesn't. Jason is a smart, funny and handsome young man. Everyone wishes they were Jason.
Girl - I want to fuck up jason so badly
Boy - Don't do he'll beat the fuck out of you and you're nigga
by Julian Edelman March 15, 2017
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The Jason

Both thumbs up with a smirk up, leaning towards the side.
The Jason
by RyanLolol January 9, 2009
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Jason

A very sweet boy. Can be a jerk sometimes, but really cares about the ones he loves. Really knows how to make a move and is overall amazing. Flirts alot, and may make their girlfriend or lover mad about that, but when he loves you, he loves YOU and no one else. Jasons are great.
He's such a flirt!

Yeah, thats Jason.
by ejreeworijofe October 12, 2012
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Jason

Jason is a hot nerd. He secretly likes art and loves drawing. But sarcastic most of the time to his friends but he does like them. He also likes a girl that starts with an E but declines anyone from saying he does, he can't stop thinking about her and think she likes him which he hopes she does.
Lauren: Jason is so funny
Justin: Yeah
by I write names2 May 6, 2019
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