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Jabroni

Jabroni:
Someone that looks like Tarzan and fights like Jane.

Jabroni:
Someone who sets themselves up to be embarassed.
As in bring it on you look like Tarzan and fight like Jane Jabroni, come say it to my face so I can put my fist through yours, and then wipe my ass with it, bitch.

As in someone asking if another person if they they pulled their pants down back there, and to the Jabroni you say, no I pulled your wife's pants back down there, and then I went down there.

....or, someone saying to you "You and I have nothing in common" to which you respond to the Jabroni by saying "We both have something in common because we've both had sex with your wife".
by Scorpio571666 July 24, 2008
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Jabroni

1: The title given to Socrates by visiting Roman philosophers.
2: Someone exhibiting reasoning ability as poor as that of Socrates.
Marcellus: I don't understand all the hype about Socrates, that jabroni reasons worse than a drunken germanic slave.
Marcus: Indeed, that jabroni should be thrown to the lions!
by M. Topcuoglu October 4, 2005
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jango

A singular word used to express the fruition, or soon to be fruition of an accomplishment or deed.

Usually an excited tone is used.
Jango! I've got the toaster oven working!

Just put the screw in there and Jango! You're good to go!
by Michael Fennings July 27, 2008
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jabronmeister

That jabronmeister kicked my mother in the mouth!
by Tomato_Jabroni June 12, 2011
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Jabroni

One who does not know his/her role
Shut up and know your role jabroni!
- The Rock

I have no idea what I I’m supposed to be doing, I’m such a jabroni.
by Esprack619 June 14, 2018
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JanGo

A nigga who can't stop collabing with Dehalfwit and has 20 Bille Eilish body pillows
"Stop collabing with Dehalfwit JanGo...'
by Tomthebomb is a nigga August 12, 2020
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Jairome

have you met jairome? hes the goat
by k4nai May 18, 2021
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