Irate Iranian

After ingesting many foul smelling foods you have explosive diarrhea on your partner while mating. Then while covered in your diarrhea she makes you a three course meal and irons your clothes all while you beat her black and blue. It is acceptable too if you perform this on your daughter. If you're feeling especially romantic you take her out back and put her down like old yeller with an AK-47. This act is common place and widely loved by many women in sandy countries.

Woman 1: Wow Habib really gave it to me last night.

Woman 2: Your bruises are so beautiful. Your husband must really love you.

Woman 1: What can I say? I just explode when he gives me the Irate Iranian.

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

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Pan-Iranist

1. Pan-Iranist (or Pan-Iranian): is someone of Iranic ethnolinguistic origin who believes in an ideology that mainly focuses on uniting/solidarity of all Iranian (iranic) people and cultures, such as (persians, afghans, ossetians, kurds, tajiks, balochis, talysh, etc.)

2. Pan-Iranist: is someone who is mainly from northern iran and they are a neo-nazi persian ultranationalist who is a sycophant of the Schutzstaffel (SS) Organization and the SUMKA Party, and believes in a concept called 'greater iran' and they have a strong opposition toward arabs, afghans, and turkic people.

1. "Yo. what do we call an iranic person who wants to unite their people?"

"We call him a Pan-Iranist!"

2. "What do we call a neo-nazi from iran?"

"We call him a radical Pan-Iranist sycophant."

by anonymous April 6, 2026

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