Life insurance lady

The lady who you can talk to. To protect your family. Meisha Martin, she’s available to travel all 50 states and virtual. [phone]

Call the life insurance lady , I cannot have you leaving out family with nothing.

by Your life insurance lady November 23, 2021

Laugh Insurance

South African life insurance

"I would like to apply for laugh insurance, please"

"do it again?"

joke insurance

by Braidos October 27, 2009

insurance adjustment

Meeting at the bar for work. Formerly known as "safety meeting."

It's time for an insurance adjustment.

by TheBronk January 26, 2017

let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017

US Healthcare Insurance

Expensive Healthcare discount which can only be applied if the deliberately confusing insurance policy say so.

The US Healthcare Insurance plan that Greg had does not apply to his eye surgery and the 100% co-insurance policy states that he had to pay all of it anyway.

by deepintheass June 23, 2023

gape insurance

Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.

I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.

by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022

Spacecraft Insurance

Insurance for Spacecraft, needed in case of accidents.

I have to pay so much for Spacecraft Insurance, and it's illegal to mine Asteroids! How will they even know anyway.

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021