Instagram

An app in which adolescent people endeavor to post nothing but selfies and two year old memes.

"I just Instagrammed a selfie with my boring friends! #swag #pro #hot"

by Pineapp|es January 25, 2014

Instagram Normie

(n) A person who uses Instagram for their memes

Me: Look at that clown, he’s using Instagram for memes!

Other person: Wow, he’s an Instagram Normie!

by Yerbamatey July 11, 2019

Instacrush

When you find yourself thinking about, in love with or infatuated with someone you follow on Instagram that you may or may not know in real life.

Hey! You should follow back cutegirl123. She has an instacrush on you.

by seagreene May 15, 2014

instagramer

someone who is on instagram for EXTREMELY long amounts of time or never gets off instagram

"Robbie is such a instagramer he never gets off instagram"
"yeah all he does is sit on his ass and instagram all the time"

by instagramer June 4, 2014

instagram hoe

its when a bitch tries to impress people by smoking a stig, waxpen, or blunt etc.
they post quotes saying how the hate and love niggas because there bi-polar as fuck
and dont know how to keep shit to themselves.
They also tend to say i oop, i-, period with emojis, and periot poo.

yo this bicth not ranthru and doesnt have alot of make up on and shes NOT posting videos of her smoking!!!!
guess shes not an instagram hoe, this old lady is gonna be you bitch!!

by glock4kk November 6, 2019

Instagram famous

not really famous on Instagram because about all your followers are ghost followers

"hey im Instagram famous"
"bruh"

by mrwhatsthatwurd September 11, 2014

Instagram Prime Time

from 5 to 8 PM

the time of day during which Instagram will be the most active; for example the Instagram feed will be quickly updated and Instagram pictures will receive more instantaneous likes.

person 1: I'm thinking of posting this picture on Instagram.
person 2: Don't post it now, it's not Instagram Prime Time yet.

by notGodbutclose March 31, 2015