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innocence

it's what you lose after you see something bad
jim: i just lost my innocence because of you

mike: for what?

jim: YOU MADE ME SEARCH UP RULE 34!
by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 23, 2022
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Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.
She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.
by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015
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Innocent Likestander

When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.
Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.

Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?

Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.

Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.
by DJ Weirdface May 17, 2011
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Innocents

Innocents is one of the most entertaining and well renowned streamer/professional player in Fortnite E-sports. He is also known for having a "Horse Cock".
Innocents has such huge Peen. Wow Poggers 🥵🥶
by NRG Zayt November 4, 2020
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Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.
Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok
by FailedLab May 7, 2018
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innocent

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yyim don’t know what is sex and she is innocent
by yyim November 4, 2020
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more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.
There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.
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