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a sentence that is gramatically correct and shows superiority over all even those whom say "whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es"
Person 1:"whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es names their kid 'person 2'?"
Person 2:"Oh yeah? Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo on a ship-shipping ship shipping shipping-ships while doing the can-can can-can can can can can can-can"
Peraon 2:"I'm sorry, I see the error of my ways"
by kqi walliams October 19, 2022
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someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"
by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021
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what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009
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HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT
INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
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Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
by Kuul June 21, 2020
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smokin trees while tokin trees

the art of playing disc golf while under the influence of ghanja. Usually leads to mass amounts of trees around the course to be hit by an astray disc. You can tell if a player around you is playing this way if:

1. 50% of disc golfers do anyways...good guess
2. If a player waits for you to pass despite the clear distance he has on you between holes.
3. He is looking for his disk *every hole*
4. If the player is really chill despite sucking ass on that particular day.
5. You smell it on him
That guy sucks ass. He's most likely smokin trees while tokin trees" "why else would you come out here?
by Stay thirsty my friends November 25, 2011
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While you were Yitten yatten spitten and spatten

While you were wasting time
While you were yitten yatten spitten and spatten I was washing the dishes.
by anonymous April 8, 2022
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