Holden

A person who has a monster dong.

Jarry: Yo it's Holden!
Shaniqua: omg he literally has such a big dong.

by Holdengoons69 December 10, 2023

Holden

An Island Boy who likes to swim with the turtles

Woah is that a shark out there in the water? No that’s probably just a holden chillin with his homies.

by BroccoliFarts101 November 23, 2021

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by lebrans feet.com March 31, 2025

Holden

Holden is the kindest boy in the world. He is nice to everyone he meets. Holden is also the sweetest boy. He will tears you with massages, chocolate, ice cream and kisses when you are feeling down. He will take you on lots of nice dates. If you are dating a Holden then you should feel like the luckiest girl in the world and never let him go. He’s also packin if you know what I mean😉

Girl 1: I started dating Holden!
Girl 2: OMG! I’m so jealous of you! And happy.

Girl 1: HE is so nice to me and treats me like a princess, HES also really good in bed..
Girl 2: I wish you could date Holden..

by BG OG October 12, 2021

Holden

Holden is the best type of person, Holden's are leader by nature and perfect in every way shape, and form. Holden gets all the women and all of them would be lucky to have a Holden. Holden's extremely smart and gets straight A's in school. They also have an average penis size of 8 - 16 Inches.

Hot girl: OMG I LOVE HOLDEN I WANT HIM SO BAD
Other Hot Girl: NO HE'S MINE
Both: Fight For Holden

by Bigman Mitchell September 1, 2022

Holden

Used to trick somebody with a Deez Nuts joke.

Jim:" Hi, my name is Holden!"
Joe:" Hi, Holden!"
Jim:" HOLDEN DEEZ NUTS!"
Joe:" You got me."

by FourHeadedGnome December 10, 2021

Holden Torana

One of the greatest Australian cars of all time. First produced in 1967, the Torana would become an Australian icon, thanks greatly to Peter Brock and his many victories at Bathurst. 1977 brought about the LX model, which allowed buyers the A9X option. A fuckin beast. 308 Holden V8 with performance brakes and exhaust. The UC model was a fuckin shit heap. Still better than anything from Japan. Now a highly sort after vehicle and a dream addition to any true Australian garage.

Robbo and his fuckin Holden Torana are doing doughies at the Woodridge High School oval.

by Superbowl Xv April 9, 2018