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Chesticles

When saggy boobs are so saggy that when they bend over it looks like a pair of hanging testicles.
Man that old lady bent over and she had some hardcore chesticles!
by Clemontine November 22, 2010
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Testicles

"the Testicles are under the penis lmao, I said penis"
by keemosaurus November 27, 2017
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Testicles

Testicles means your balls.
by Minecraft1238 January 7, 2019
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chest testicles

by Toilet candy May 26, 2017
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Three testicles and a Fork

A very large amount. Even more than an arm and a leg. Anyone can loose an arm and a leg, but it takes extra willpower to gain an extra testicle and a fork. The fork is there as well to symbolize that they are charging for unnecessary thing.
Guy 1: it’s going to cost $25 to get in
Guy 2: it used to cost $10. They’re really asking for three testicles and a fork now.
by Username Not Taken December 12, 2021
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Chesticles

If a man works out his chest mucles, or pecks, he has earned the right to call them chesticles. Skinny men cannot have chesticles, as they are not present. Fat men cannot have chesticles as they are too fat, they have man boobs instead.
Man 1: Yesterday was such a good work out.

Man 2: Dude, my chesticles are sooo sore.
by Jordan44 February 19, 2008
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chesticles

Name for old, wrinkly boobs when they start sagging from the nipple, looking like two nasty drooping testicles.
Her chesticles fell out of her nightgown and began oozing towards the ground like egg-whites dripping down a cracked raw egg shell.
by Elinosaurus July 1, 2009
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