Hello

A fucking penis being eaten by a crow with a dog licking your dick with peanut butter on it

Ew are you doing hello?

by Bobel August 06, 2019

Hello

Something you use with strangers or people you chill with. It is also used towards parents. Hello is usually not used with best friends

Hello Maridith! How are you?
Hello mom! I love your shirt!
wasssssss up loser! How was the baseball game?!?!?!?

by Once in a lifetime May 22, 2015

HELLO!

Greeting used by an obnoxious co-wrorker to answer the phone. Generally it is bellowed loudly for all to hear, as if others should be interested in their conversations. The first HELLO! is usually followed by a second, slightly quieter Helloo!

Co-workers that tend to do this often wear slacks that are too short, still live at home, inappropriatley insert their opinions into private conversations, and insist on following other co-workers to the rest room.

Phone: RING RING RING
Co-Worker: HELLO!
Caller: silence
Co-Worker: Helloo!
Caller: silence
Co-Worker:Is anybody there?

by Billy Zane January 10, 2006

Hello

This is a term as used in excitement.
Especially good for stating the obvious.

Hello! (when you see a hot chic)
Hello Rain! (when it's raining)

by Pinochle August 06, 2003

Hello

To greet someone

Person #1: hello Steven.
Person #2 how are you doing John

by -.- -.- January 16, 2016

Hello

The word Hell-o where the world tries to hide the fact that the world 'Hello' has "swear words" in it.

Hello!
Do you mean HELL-o?

by notunedible February 13, 2019

Hello

worst word in english language. makes people fuck you instantly and they will scream. it will make people suck your cock. do not say hello.

person 1: hello
person 2: **sucks his cock**

by 8ax_ April 02, 2018