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Hatchet Wound

1. Term used to describe the aftermath of a sexually active girl's vagina. Usually reserved for girls known to be filthy scrags, hooknose skanks, etc where the application of the term "hatchwound" preceded by the word "gaping" is the most accurate description.

2. (Origin) The term hatchet wound was first documented in early colonial America. Settlers moving West often found themselves victims of raids by the Savages aka the Iriquois, Nez Pierce, Alqonquin, etc. The Indians would capture the Settler's wives and daughters then proceed to "tribe - rape" (later to perfected by black people as "gang rape") the women. The women were then allowed to return to their settlements where the aftermath of their sexual punishment resulted in what the Frontier Men described as "gaping hatchet wounds."
"Well the hook-up was going great until I felt that gapping hatchet wound of hers, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway when when I stuck it in. What a scrag!"

"I would of never expected such a hatchet wound on such a cute petite chick man. You just never know these days I guess."

"Oh man! That bitch had a nasty hatchet wound of a pussy resembling elephant ears or something leathery and disheveled. Ewwww."
by DuskTillTwan October 18, 2008
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1. Term used to describe the aftermath of a sexually active girl's vagina. Usually reserved for girls known to be filthy scrags, hooknose skanks, etc where the application of the term "hatchwound" preceded by the word "gaping" is the most accurate description.

2. (Origin) The term hatchet wound was first documented in early colonial America. Settlers moving West often found themselves victims of raids by the Savages aka the Iriquois, Nez Pierce, Alqonquin, etc. The Indians would capture the Settler's wives and daughters then proceed to "tribe - rape" (later to perfected by black people as "gang rape") the women. The women were then allowed to return to their settlements where the aftermath of their sexual punishment resulted in what the Frontier Men described as "gaping hatchet wounds."
-- "Dude i kinda want to hook up with that one sophmore in Kappa Kappa Gamma. You know the one with the platinum blonde hair?"

-- "Yeah shes hot, but i heard she has a gaping hatchet wound."

-- "Well I better put on my war paint."
by TS eliott September 30, 2008
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hatched

refers to having used a crack pipe to smoke pot indicating the user is now out of pot.
that weed is hatched
by theweedman February 10, 2014
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hatchet rock

A music genre popularized in Brooklyn in the early twenty-teens in which spirited, if not talented, bands celebrate the work of others through hard-charging covers. Good for drinking, fighting and singing along.

Examples: Rolling Stones cover band Mick's Jaguar. Pink Floyd cover band Chink Floyd. Japanese quintet The Hard Nips.
There was a hatchet rock showcase at the Merc last night. I got wasted and sang along to GnR tunes.
by taco222 March 11, 2011
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Josh Hutcherson

An American actor. He was in Little Manhattan, Bridge to Terabithia, The Hunger Games, and more. He's extremely hot and talented. He's revered by girls of all ages. Lastly, he's super hot.
by TiffanyandCo December 17, 2012
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Hatchet

The Weapon of choice for any Juggalo. Know to be in such frases as " Shut the fuck up, before i put my hatchet in your Nug!" or "We will Never Die Alone. Juggalos will carry on,Swing our Hatchets if we must. Each and every one of us."
Juggalo: Wat up, Ninja?
Fag: My dick after seein your mom!
Juggalo: Im a sling my Hatchet in your Nug!
by Matt Stegall July 29, 2007
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Hatchet face

A person (usually a woman), who is so ugly that it looks like her face caught on fire and someone put (the fire) out with a hatchet.
"Yo Tommy! Did you see the rack on that broad!?!?"
"Fuck that! She had a hatchet face!!"
by Hatchetface101 August 17, 2011
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