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harry potter freak 

one who uses a british dialect (though not pertaining to britain in any way) with a rabid obssession to harry potter, daniel radcliffe, cedric diggory, and all other hp fiascos. one who has walked around in public bearing a lightning bolt on their forhead, wire-rimmed glasses, or a stick while shouting encantations.
Ned is wearing his Gryffindor robes again... what a harry potter freak!
harry potter freak by gizzard December 28, 2005

a harry potter

A "harry potter" is not a person, but in fact an action. If you go through any of the harry potter movies or books, you will notice that the main character - harry potter cannot go 5 minutes without doing something foolish, stupid or downright embarassing.

Therefore a "harry potter" is an action that is foolish, stupid, ignorant, embarassing, funny or reflective of something harry potter would do.

E.g. of in the movie, harry potter and the goblet of fire

*Cho chang and her friends on the ravenclaw table giggle and look towards harry. Harry notices this and smiles back, only to forget to his horror that he has milk in his mouth, it spills everywhere. Laughter commences.*

Mr Psst: Hey everybody i am going to walk forward

*mr Psst falls over*

Everyone else: Dude, you just did a harry potter.
a harry potter by Staplersaurus August 28, 2008

Harry Potter 

A Harry Potter is when your fucking a chick from behind, and as your about to bust, you shove a stick in their asshole and yell Expecto-Patronum! Then you proceed to snap the stick off in thier ass.
Chick 1: Why'd you break up with him?
Chick 2: He broke a stick off in my ass!

Chick 3: Oh he Harry Potter 'd you...HE'S A KEEPER!

harry potter chat 

Where people go and talk about anything except Harry Potter. They chase away the kids who actually want to talk about Harry Potter. They talk about sex, drugs. Basically things they never did but they want to be so cool. Also, a lot of them swear they are bisexual.
" Omg, I just had sex it was great. Roflz, and im like only 14."

"Uh..Sue, I think im bisexual because I just saw your pictures and I think you're really hawt"

Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome 

A goofy kid who resides in Basking Ridge, often found meowing after two sips of beer.
That Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome was meowing outside my house last night!

Harry Potter 

The best freaking book and movie series ever. It tells the story of Harry Potter "the boy who lived" and his life at Hogwarts School for Witch Craft and Wizardry. He is also the main threat to the villain Voldemort. As of October 2009 there are 7 books ad 6 movies. The book was written by JK Rowling and the movie stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson as Harry, Ron and Hermionie. The series is only criticized and hated by illiterate morons with nothing better to do.
Moron: Yo that Harry Potter is so dumb!!
Intelligent Kid: Have you even read the books?
Moron: No....
Intelligent Kid: Yeah okay then....
Harry Potter by that's good October 22, 2009