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Jar of Bacon Grease 

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.
Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

Grease Monkey 

A person who works on cars a lot is called a grease monkey because your hands get full of grease. Never thought it was racist because the only people I ever knew called that were white, so I didn't make the connection people make with Monkey being a slur against brown people. Also didn't think it was a put down on blue collar workers (of any race) because those were the only people I knew. It was just descriptive. It could have situational racial or economic negative connotations. Example: some wealthy person tries to put down any person working on their car by calling them a Grease Monkey in a derogatory way...most mechanics take pride in their work and themselves, so that would be confusing, and really only prove the rich guy was a pompous ass who doesn't know how to fix his own car.
My Dad and his brothers were grease monkeys, so I learned how to fix my own car.

grease pencil 

a crayon like graffiti marker that shows up on black surfaces.
yo man, all my markers dont show up on black, maybe i should get a grease pencil!
grease pencil by bomb city April 29, 2008

grease snake 

An individual whose predominate feature is excessive greasiness. Often lives in squalor, with little regard for basic hygiene or physical appearance.
"Yo, that grease snake came in here and slimed the place up real good. Must be a tree-planter or rig-pig."
grease snake by Hubert_The_Hippo August 10, 2009

Grease Police 

A term used for an unattractive girl with oily skin
Me: Yo, did you see Steven dancing with the Grease Police last night?

Friend: No, I was so drunk I had no idea.
Grease Police by shortyalert November 24, 2010

grease-master 

alcohol shot.

1 part vodka 1 part bacon grease
Shots of grease-master, all around!
grease-master by realthow April 29, 2011