goog soiftly

a dumb idiot with little bitch disease who is sus and dumb

Oh my god, that person is being such a goog soiftly!
I know, right? They are being such a little bitch!

by im at ur moms house November 26, 2022

Give it a goog

A terrible phrase that Shludemy tries to reason than Shlud, when in reality it is an emblem of his delusion. It is utter jibber jabber and an illogical phrase that pales in comparison to the word Shlud.

Shludemy: "Stop saying shlud, it's not a real word. Give it a goog and you'll see it doesn't exist.
Person 1: "Mate you're too far gone, you're delusion get a grip."

by shludlover August 28, 2025

Goog

A person or group of people that constantly stare at their smart phones

Check out those googs over there.

by Dr.Werdz July 12, 2015

Goog

An alpha male, who has no weakness and could crush your scull like a peanut m&m. They only watch the top tier of pop culture; Callums corner.

"What a lad, I wish i could goog like him. He's a proper 10ft goog!"

by Goog10 November 25, 2019

Goog

Goog is an animal of the feline variety coming from the "Soggy Cat" meme, also known as Shark the Cat, which means Goog.

"What the goog?"
"It's googing out!!!"

by TONKINGIT May 15, 2025

Goog morning

When you wake up and find out there are googs still available!

Oi, the captain is putting on a goog morning!!

by TheOldGuyAcrossTheRoad December 9, 2021

Googing

To take a shit in a parking lot.

Damn, I may have to go googing before I go to the Slim shady concert

by googz007 January 13, 2022