the goal kicker

when one person is having a sh*t and the other desperately need to p*ss therfore doin it between the legs of first person

hurry up shitting or ill do the goal kicker

by jaydlaimt June 7, 2019

Black goals

When Shadara goes both in black, they say “black goals” because they’re girlfriends and yeah, their color is black.
( and their bed too)

Bua tía ya ves BLACK GOALS

by Mara Ggg June 11, 2019

Relationship goals

Relationship goals is a relationship that everyone wishes they had and the couple in speaking are quite literally the best people ever

Joe and parys are actually relationship goals, I wish that we were like them

by Laney6728 April 25, 2017

longterm goals

When a woman asks a man what there long term goals are they are talking about what they want in the future two or three years from now.

Girl: what's your longterm goals

Boy: I want to have kids and get married....

by [e-mail] February 22, 2017

eternal goals

(noun) (plural noun: squad goals): A goal that is constant and never ending. An inspirational term for what you’d like to accomplish in life. A Used best when placed at the end of a directional statement.

Kylie Jenner is eternal goals.

by felfel February 3, 2017

goal angel

Term used to describe soccer goalies that go to extensive and exceptional lengths to save the ball.

Teammate: “You’re a real goal angel tonight! 13 saves in the first half.”

by AkiraSJW7 November 9, 2020

Mom Goal

(noun)

When you shoot and miss wide; but the ball hits the outside of the net, causing your mom to cheer.

That dude can't shoot worth a shit, but he leads the team in mom goals.

by Mike Molasses February 5, 2021