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Screaming Ginger

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Screaming Ginger is an alcoholic drink invented by a retired midwestern State Trooper, father and husband of a law enforcement official. The drink is made up of 2 shots of Revel Stoke Roasted Apple Whisky in a tall glass of Canada Dry Ginger Ale. The drink was invented after both of the inventors children became teenagers and would constantly fight, argue, yell and quarrel. Being bald already, the inventor had no hair to pull out. He instead turned to drinking and became an amateur mixologist. The wife did not approve of his ability to relax without her permission, so the drink had to be developed in utmost secrecy. Screaming Ginger's soon caught on with family and friends at parties. While quite soothing and delicious, it is also quite potent and has led to many nights of utmost bliss when able to medicate himself and get a well earned respite from the constant caterwauling. It is permissible to replace the Revel Stoke with another apple whisky, ie. Apple Crown Royal.....
Mike's second Screaming Ginger helped him relax and hence he was able to solve a majority of the world's problems.
by SSsSssSsSSssssf;kljf;lkadskg;l October 16, 2019
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Used to call someone a nigger because “ginger” rearranged is nigger. This term can also be used to describe a black ginger.
See him? Yes, the brown carrot top over there. He’s a scrambled ginger.
by Blackgingie March 2, 2020
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5 Stages of Being Ginger

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All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.

1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.
Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4

Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week

5 Stages of being ginger
by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010
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A small Ginger

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That is what I like to call my small Ginger friend she claims she's not ginger. (She is tho)
Mah fri3nd:*walks anywhere*
Me: *H1t2 H3d* lOl heNlo U is a small Ginger
by DioBrandoIsHawt April 19, 2019
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