Frozen Tug

Masturbation with a severed hand from a ice chest or freezer

There's nothing quite like a frozen tug on a hot summer day in Alabama.

Beat your meat and the heat with a frozen tug!

by Violentwookie June 24, 2016

Frozen Harpoon

When a man holds his erect dick in a freezing ice bath for at least 10 minutes and then immediately rams it into a woman’s ass.

Dude 1: Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a Frozen Harpoon last night!
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...

by CrazyCronker47 January 12, 2021

Frozen Puzen

To stick ones hand in ice for 3 minutes without cursing followed by sticking your hands down your partners pants in hopes of morning sex

Nothing says I love you like a frozen Puzen!

by Hangout2011 September 24, 2011

Frozen Hole

A girl, who don't give a fuck.

-Don't spend your time with this frozen hole. There is no point.

by rrox January 2, 2009

Frozen Waffle

A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.

I had no time to toast it so I ate a Frozen Waffle for breakfast.

by ɯ August 23, 2018

Frozen Huxtable

Huxtable (Cosby)
The subtle art of taking a huge crap, placing it in your freezer until under 30 degrees fahrenheit. Once frozen, remove it from the freezer and hide it somewhere near your bed. Start having anal sex with your partner(female) and slide it into her vagina before she can react to the chill, but while you nut. It'll melt, completing the maneuver.

James just pulled a Frozen Huxtable on Jenna!

by drXploit August 14, 2017

frozen orgasm

Engaging in sexual activities which ultimately leads to an orgasm when watching the movie "Frozen"

Last night, Bob came over to watch "Frozen" and went down on me, so I had a frozen orgasm.

by Kaylz July 15, 2014