Frozen Puzen

To stick ones hand in ice for 3 minutes without cursing followed by sticking your hands down your partners pants in hopes of morning sex

Nothing says I love you like a frozen Puzen!

by Hangout2011 May 24, 2011

Frozen Huxtable

Huxtable (Cosby)
The subtle art of taking a huge crap, placing it in your freezer until under 30 degrees fahrenheit. Once frozen, remove it from the freezer and hide it somewhere near your bed. Start having anal sex with your partner(female) and slide it into her vagina before she can react to the chill, but while you nut. It'll melt, completing the maneuver.

James just pulled a Frozen Huxtable on Jenna!

by drXploit August 15, 2017

Frozen Frank

When you shit in a long tube sock, freeze it, and hit someone with it

I ran into my brother's room and slapped him with the frozen frank i made earlier

by shapoosh January 24, 2016

frozen elmo

When you shit in a condom freeze it and then use it as a dildo

John got bored one night and decided to have some fun with his frozen elmo

by DigReaper April 16, 2015

frozen titanic

When you’re holding a ice cold beer and switch hands to start masterbaiting

Levi gave himself a frozen titanic.

by Streensley December 17, 2020

Frozen Hole

A girl, who don't give a fuck.

-Don't spend your time with this frozen hole. There is no point.

by rrox August 25, 2007

Frozen Barnacle

When a person sneaks under the blankets to latch onto their significant other to drain the warmth from them.

Nothing puts the ol' spark back into the relationship like some frozen barnacle time with the Mrs.

by Zealotte February 15, 2019