fork and egg

G rated method of saying Fucking A.

Fork and egg, Jimmy...get your mouth away from my crotch!!

by eBiscuit August 16, 2008

fork & spoon operator

A woman so large, this is the only career option available to her

'Yo momma so fat her official job title is fork & spoon operator'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

Fork bomb

A file that, once it's into your files, creates innumerable copies of itself until your hard drive dies. This is usually caused by faggots who click random links and get malicious shit downloaded to their computer.

Oh look, a file called "imaforkbomb.dll". oh what its cloning itself ohmaigoood it must be a fork bomb

by LordCutlerBeckett October 20, 2010

fork-knocker

n. One who knocks the fork off of people's plates. Extremely offensive term in New Zealand, especially if spoken in a New Zealand accent.

New Zealand Dude: "Hey dude, what's up?"

Other New Zealand Dude: "Bugger off ya fork-knocker!"

First New Zealand Dude: *pulls out knife and cuts off ballsack of Second New Zealand Dude* "I'LL SHOW YOU FORK-KNOCKER!!"

by 11click March 12, 2010

Fork Neck

A person who sticks there neck out father than it should be.

Did you see Britney? What a fork neck!

by okonkwo31 November 29, 2009

Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin

A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is not literally what it sounds like. A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is a cruel, unjust human being, one who feeds purely on the anguish of others. A bully who acts inappropriately on others who are different than themself. A degenerate that slows down the advancement of our society. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins emit a poison that makes people feel negative emotions, and secret this poison specifically on others who are highly different than themself. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins are what we call, “toxic.” However, they can be dealt with by being completely ignored. If you let the goblin get under your skin, it will feed off of you, like a parasite, but if you ignore it, it will not have anything to feed off of, and it will shrivel up and die. If you are attacked by a Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin, ignore it, no matter what mean things it says. Let’s fight the Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins!

“All of you weebs and furries are so immature, childish, and weird, and you all deserve to be publicly humiliated!!”

“Don’t listen to him, he’s just another Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin.”

by OmegaWartortle May 26, 2020

Fork & Pork

If you know. You know ;)

Netflix and Chill just got competition

Hey Karen, you trying to fork & pork tonight?

by Yoloswaggergstring October 24, 2020