As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

very, very, very, excited

"Dude, this concert is gonna kick ass"
"Yeah, I'm as excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

by Kooks January 14, 2007

Phantom Forces

a v competitive game on roblox where kids scream HAX!1!1 when someone’s spawn kills them

Kid 1: aHHH THEY SPAWNED KILLED ME!1! THEY MUST BE HACKING OOF IM NEVER PLAYING PHANTOM FORCES AGAIN!1!1!1!
Kid 2: omg leave! ur so childish!

by mildlyspicyapples July 7, 2018

Oak Park and River Forest High School

a public high school in oak park, west of chicago. more then half the kids smoke hella weed and party, the other half are from river forest, and are good church-going, rule abiding citizens. kids there love pot. and so do some teachers. Sometimes known as "Smoke Park" and "Reefer Forest"

Damn I gotta meet my dealer down at Oak Park and River Forest High School

OPRF! Go Huskies!

by abcd12321 December 20, 2010

The Forest

1) Common location for stoners
2) Home of mysterious forest creatures
3) Area for snake-sighting

Billy: Hey Sally, wanna come snake huntin' with me in the forest? I can also show you my new bong!
Sally: Yay! Sounds good to me!

by Earl Annie Edna August 18, 2008

Foreskin-jogging

Male masturbation.

Ala: jacking off, beating off, wanking, etc.

by Cappy1 June 12, 2004

forgasm

A fake orgasm, usually brought about by a long period of indifferent pounding and a desperate desire to sleep/eat/clean/do something else.

"oooooooooooooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMGOMGOMGYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMCUMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Please watch the restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally. Alternatively, link to my cam most weekends.

by w00fdawg September 1, 2005

Foreskin Envy

The moment of truth where a guy (usually in his teens) finds out that their penis is actually circumcised and that they were supposed to have a foreskin. Sometimes, this usually leads the guy to be naturally curious of how it would feel like to have a foreskin, and therefore they get envious, which can happen either consciously or at a subconscious level. Similar to Freud's penis envy.

(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)

Guy 1: Hey, um, bro to bro, what's it like to have a foreskin?
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 25, 2022