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easter-egg

An unexpected aspect of a video game that is often hard to find and is not an aspect of story line.
In Grand Theft Auto Vice City there is a specific ramp, where if you hit it just right on your motorcycle you go through a window in to a room containing an easter egg. In this case the easter-egg is a statue of an actual easter egg.
by Cully October 8, 2005
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Eastern Michigan University

A "second tier" public university in Ypsilanti, Michigan, Eastern Michigan University (EMU) is renowned as the number one producer of quality K-12 educators in the midwest. EMU also boasts excellent nursing, educational leadership, art, graphic design, dietetics and health administration programs, as well as most standard baccalaureate degrees. Eastern is also home to the most robust online education program of any four-year institution in Michigan, and possibly the midwest. EMU has an average enrollment of 23,000 students.

Despite its prestige in certain areas of study, the current university administration is intent on running any semblance of academic development into the ground by investing in a doomed division I football program, trading academics for (unlikely) success in the athletic arena. Recommended that you avoid until the board of regents gets their head out of their ass and realizes that Eagle football doesn't mean shit to anyone at EMU, let alone prospective students.
School principal: "I see here you were educated and certified at Eastern Michigan University. You're hired!"

EMU Grad: "Sweet!"
by EMUROX August 22, 2011
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Werewolf Easter

A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday celebrates the resurrection of Christ....as a Werewolf. The celebration typically occurs six weeks before the first Monday of August, and lasts approximately two weeks. This two week Holiday allows the practitioner to watch the entire Wimbledon Championships without worrying about work days interfering with NBC's asinine television scheduling.

On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:

1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf eggs, and hides said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.

Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every five childhood deaths in North America each year.
Boss: "Have a nice weekend! I'll see you Monday morning, bright and early!"
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that crazy Werewolf shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)
by Brad Parrack May 17, 2006
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esterhazy

Visiting Esterhazy was amazing! Not a single douche-bag around and some actual attractive girls, unlike in Langenburg.
by restinprecious February 28, 2020
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middle eastern people

Kind and hospitable groups of people who come from the middle east. Ranging from Persians, Turks, Jews, Arabs, and others, the Middle East is a very diverse and varied place home to many cultures and religions, such as Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Irreligion and others. Racewise, most people from the middle east are Caucasians, although there are small minorities of Sub-Saharan Africans and East Asians in some areas.

Although many people in the middle east are modern people, yearning for freedom, the governments of the Middle East are corrupt and authoritarian, blocking any attempts at reform.

Home to great food and art, the middle east is the home of many technological and mathematics, for example, being the birthplace of modern algebra and the cradle of civilization. Middle Eastern people are very warm and kind and love a good party.
Have you ever been to a Lebanese party? Middle eastern people sure do know how to get turnt!
by Just some guy on here October 3, 2017
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Easter bunny ass nigga

Some bitch nigga hoppin in yo lawn and dropping tiny egg shaped shit in yo yard, if you see a nigga like that, send his ass flying to Saudi Arabia and see how that shit'll fly.
I seen some easter bunny ass nigga hoppin all up in your yard, so I did you a favor and got his ass got.
by SophisticatedTroll September 8, 2016
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eastern randolph high school

the biggest redneck school in randolph county. also home to the biggest number of kids attending who have an std or are pregnant. our school is addicted to football as well.
After moving to Eastern Randolph High School, Jane became pregnant, contracted siphilus, and bought a Ford pick-up truck.
by Barbalinaa March 1, 2008
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