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white energy

Groundbreaking, cutting edge and experimental form of harnessing energy from either 1) Kinetic sources such as overzealous male masturbation or 2) Male semen
1. We didn’t want to use any nasty fossil fuels to charge our phones so we attached a wheel and pulley system to the arms of Tom, Ted and Ben to harness white energy while they went fishing with their zipper trouts.

2. Hey Chris why are you buffing your banana on top of that car battery? Don’t worry dawg just trying to see if some white energy can jump start my Jag.
by CEO White Energy Corp February 27, 2019
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Grievous Energy

The energy that surrounds you when you have pain in your upper back so you are always hunched, when your lungs hurt so you cough (usually due to cold weather), and when you hate the jedi order.
Me: "*cough* *cough* CRUSH THEM! MAKE THEM SUFFER!"

Other Person: "Man, he has some serious Grievous Energy
by ToastyScorpion February 18, 2020
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hayoken energy

Self conscious empathic energy. Also gives you a huge cock.
Dude last nite I honed In on my hayoken energy and my dick grew 3 inches.
by Pezkal June 7, 2020
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Gamer Energy

When your friend has been quiet and mellow all day, playing video games online and finally decides to log off after playing 6 hours of apex legends and then physically approaches you in a chaotic, energetic, rough-housing manner, like he’s bringing the delirious / berserk energy from the game with him irl
by geowill June 30, 2020
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energy bong

A bong that has energy drink as the bong water. It adds small flavour of the energy drink.
In South Australia it’s also called a nuclear bong.
Tessa: What you smoking a bong?
Rachel: yeah an energy bong!
Tessa: why?
Rachel: You taste the energy while smoking!!!
Tessa: pass it here, I want some
*Tessa smokes it with monster energy drink creating an unique taste*
by tastytyr July 1, 2020
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cow energy

adj. being a bad bitch but also a softie at the same time
by ps3ud0nym0us August 20, 2020
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Psi energy

psi energy is an energy used to controll human brain by changing or destroyng parts of the brain, its existance in nature is too little to affect human beings, but with use of psi emiters it can even be fatal, high doses of psi energy in small area are called psi fields. They are heavly connected to the noosphere
-What are psi emissions?

-A Psi-emission is a release of psi energy, similar to a blowout. If a person is caught in a psi-emission, they will gradually lose their mind and reasoning, which will result in the person becoming brainwashed. Occasionally, they will generate apparitions.
by Iron Soil February 27, 2023
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