Encyclopedia dick is when you have warts inside your dick and the only way to pop them is to drop an encyclopedia on your dick from a high surface.
Guy :"Hey man I think I got that encyclopedia dick in my dick.
Other guy "Hold on I'll get the encyclopedia"
Other guy "Hold on I'll get the encyclopedia"
by Jason Finn June 1, 2009
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Me: Had sex with a book.
George: You are such an Encyclopedohile.
Me: Had sex with a book.
George: You are such an Encyclopedohile.
by chancur February 3, 2010
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This is the best motherfucking wiki-based site ever. Anyone who does not agree with this is a fucking scum bag conservative, or is gay.
Encyclopedia Dramatica is the best place on the internets, your mum told me so get fucked you fucking mother fucking piece of conservative scum shit and/or faggot homosexual, go eat a dick dick eater.
by Sepul^ November 9, 2008
Get the encyclopedia dramatica mug.Where the hate goes to rest at night. Encyclopedia Dramatica was founded to sit as an internet bestriding colossus over those whose self-important faggotry leads to Wiki-wars and LiveJournal feuds, people who get self-righteous and moralistic at the use of the word faggot, those that cry like little babies when someone points out that seeking sexual gratification through highly detailed drawings of anthromorphic animals in diapers is basically just fucked in the head, and fuckwits that cut themselves on MySpace. Die all of you bitches.
I could ask for arbitration and get ignored by your self interested little clique on your self-absorbed little social encyclopedia, or I could go over to Encyclopedia Dramatica and point out what a weird little transsexual you are, and that you are not at all afraid to admit to writing pedo-slash and long essays on why you're not a bad person just because you want to fuck children.
by wicked crikkett December 14, 2008
Get the encyclopedia dramatica mug.The refuge of thrash and death-thrash fanboys from the 80's; typically hates 90's metal which they label "groove" metal/"post thrash" Their no. 1 object of hate is Pantera or Metallica or any commercially successful band from the 80's. A typical encyclopedia metallum imbecile abides by the following: anything that is fast, chaotic or technical or un-listenable is considered metal while anything that has any semblance of melody, variety or is not fast enough is considered not metal enough. Frankly, I don't understand why speed should be such a goddamn issue, I want feeling and excitement in my music, if you want speed, watch the Grand Prix for fuck's sake
a bunch of asswipes who cannot fathom why <insert name of obscure 80's band here> never made it big while Sepultura, Metallica are now fucking millionaires with mansions and sports cars
a bunch of asswipes who cannot fathom why <insert name of obscure 80's band here> never made it big while Sepultura, Metallica are now fucking millionaires with mansions and sports cars
typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: Pantera's Far Beyond Driven is total shit, I give it 0%
me: You're wrong, FBD is such a godly album
typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: It has nothing but groove, it's not a real thrash album!
me: who cares? it's good music
typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: I tell you it sucks, it ain't worth shit.
me: can you name any songs from FBD aside from the obvious mtv shit (5 minutes alone, i'm broken) to illustrate your point that it's shit?
typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: Let me see...uh huh, uh huh, I guess I forgot the songs in there (embarrassed laugh)
me: you make me sick, how could you say it sucks when you haven't listened to the album in the first place you little shit?
typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: I guess it's because it's the "in" thing to hate on pantera...
me: You're wrong, FBD is such a godly album
typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: It has nothing but groove, it's not a real thrash album!
me: who cares? it's good music
typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: I tell you it sucks, it ain't worth shit.
me: can you name any songs from FBD aside from the obvious mtv shit (5 minutes alone, i'm broken) to illustrate your point that it's shit?
typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: Let me see...uh huh, uh huh, I guess I forgot the songs in there (embarrassed laugh)
me: you make me sick, how could you say it sucks when you haven't listened to the album in the first place you little shit?
typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: I guess it's because it's the "in" thing to hate on pantera...
by Ragnarok187 July 22, 2011
Get the encyclopedia metallum mug.A wiki made by some cool people that were banned from Wikipedia by jealous conservatives. It's like Urban Dictionary except... an encyclopedia. Also, it revolves around LiveJournal drama.
by adsims August 4, 2005
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People shouldn't be hating on this site so much. It's done some great things for the internet.
People shouldn't be hating on this site so much. It's done some great things for the internet.
Encyclopedia Dramatica even helps you with your homework! Do a report on Hal Turner or the Habbo Raids today and watch your grade point average soar!
by Zpikdum Skeil Tacgnol June 5, 2007
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