Elon Musk

A stupid motherfucking lolcow that shouldn't touch politics.

Not to be confused with meme.
Memes are funny and not political figures searching to recreate the rich winning side of cyberpunk.

"Chris Chan Really is a stupid lolcow" P. DD. Ee.
"No more like a Elon Musk" - Eve Won
"Is there a difference?" - P. DD. Ee
"Chris Chan isn't a virgin" - Eve Won

by Hatius Brainrotius February 25, 2025

Elon fuck

the most fucking dick making twitter to fucking x and twitter saying yes beacause is elon musk?!?!??!?!?!?

Fuck i got x by elon fuck
bro elon suck my dick you fucking dugebag

by aureliammm October 16, 2023

Elon steals data for Russia

Look! ALL THEY DO IS STEAL! ALLTHEY DO IS STEAL! THE RETARD STOLE TESLA! CUCKERBEARD (THE OTHER RETARD) STOLE FACEBOOK! THEY ARE TRYING TO GET RID OF IP SO THEY CAN CONTINUE TO STEAL!

Hym "BECAUSE IT'S ALL THEY DO! IT'S ALL THEY KNOW! STEALING! THEY STEAL! EVERYTHING THEY HAVE IS STOLEN! ELON STEALS DATA FOR RUSSIA! CUCKERBEARD STEAL AI AND SELLS IT TO CHINA (WHICH IS SUPER-DUPER TREASON BY THE WAY)! ALL THEY DO IS STEAL! JORDAN PETERSON ROBBED THE GRAVE OF NIETZSCHE! THEY JUST STEAL AND LIE! WE NEED 50 CENT IN THIS BITCH! TRUTH OR DIE!"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2025

elon musk

Slang for the scent a person gives off when they’re sketchy/disappointing.

“I was excited to meet his brother, but the guy had an unsettling elon musk.”

by spearshakes May 18, 2022

Elon

The new name for tweets on X (formerly known as Twitter).

Did you see that stupid Elon that Jack posted on X this morning?
Yes, that was the most insane Elon I've ever seen.

by iKarma August 19, 2023

Elon's kids

One of them IS trans and hates him and he named one after a plane... And not "named after a plane" like "Boeing" or something (because even that isn't an unreasonable thing to name someone) but "A-12" like... X Æ A-12... Retarded... It's a retarded then to do. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? And here is how I would bully him: Use his name to address him but add 1 to it every time I talk to him. Oh! And one died in his babymama's arms and he lied about it publicly to garner sympathy in spite of the fact that he wasn't even there. He's not the champion of your kids.

Elon's kids "Mommy, why is my name a symbol and numbers instead of an actual name?"

Mommy "Well... Um... Uh... Daddy is... Retarded... Daddy's retarded... And... And I'm dumb as dogshit. It was a stupid thing to do. We should have changed it before you were old enough to realize what we did to you but... You know... Retarded..."

Elon's kids "But they call me X Æ A-69 now..."

Mommy "Yeah, it's- This is a simulation... That- Don't worry about- Just... Just go play with your brother-sister...."

X Æ A-5138008 ☹️

Hym "Waitwaitwait! You should change it to 'Truckazord' Pft! Nononono wait, 'Flabbergasted' change it to 'Flabbergasted' that's a good name, right? 'Flabbergasted' Oooooooh... You know what? How about *Disgruntled groan*? How's it spelled? 'UuUuUuUuGh!'Exclamation-point and all. NO! WAIT! THIS IS IT! 32⁰ South! And then!
😌☝️ THEN, we have it marry Ye's kid and take HER name (because we're progressive) And then he'll be 32⁰ South West! Call him... ₩¡/\/Ğ/\/ů+ like the old font? Remember? Leper-shaun the Leprechaun Musk. There's hoping that he will both have leprosy and be a dwarf... And his name will be shaun... Uuuuuuummmm... Nothing I can say here is worse than his actual name... Hmmmm... CitizenSquirtleTTV..."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2023

full elon

1) An outlandish statement made to mock or satirize an established process or party which despite venue or deliverer calling for seriousness is perceived as charming and quirky; 2) only a statement perceived that Elon musk can get away with, without reprimand

Volkswagen just tried to pull a full elon with their April fools day joke of “voltswagen”.

by Wurdcrimes March 31, 2021