Maria: Hey Ashley did you see that guy with a Edgar cut hes so hot I wanna have his kids
Ashley: I know right hes so fucking hot he gets all the girls
Ashley: I know right hes so fucking hot he gets all the girls
by Edgar cut September 24, 2022
Get the Edgar cutmug. by Tha_GooN April 9, 2017
Get the Edgar Allen Poemug. A simple question into determining if someone is an ignorant fob and who should get the fuck out of America
Me: Do you know who Edgar Allan Poe is?
fob: Uhhh....who?
Me: Oh, never-mind. *under breath (The dumb bitch just failed the Edgar Allan Poe Test)*
fob: Uhhh....who?
Me: Oh, never-mind. *under breath (The dumb bitch just failed the Edgar Allan Poe Test)*
by drunkendukh August 16, 2009
Get the Edgar Allan Poe Testmug. simplay a big titty goth gf
by the og edgar allen hoe June 19, 2019
Get the edgar allen hoemug. When u hear "aaaaaaaaaasss" its the jungle boy comin. He favourite food is ass with erectum. His bff is Kaspiiiii. Lesters gejs. Favourite singer is Edy shemale
#buviite #noice
In latin hes called"fuckinum retardum"
Hes the only one.
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-The Dumbass team
#buviite #noice
In latin hes called"fuckinum retardum"
Hes the only one.
------------------------Please read-------------------------
The following text has been removed for Retardism.
-The Dumbass team
by Depression Nr.007 January 30, 2019
Get the Jungle boy known as Edgarsmug. The act of behaving in a manner that Edgar Allen Poe would, most predominantly, sleeping with the corpse of a dead lover (bonus if she is your cousin)
“Oh no, she’s dead. Guess it’s time to Edgar Allen Poe it up!”
“My very attractive cousin died of ligma. I kinda want to Poe it up in the graveyard if you know what I mean.”
“My very attractive cousin died of ligma. I kinda want to Poe it up in the graveyard if you know what I mean.”
by Trees- November 21, 2022
Get the Edgar Allen Poe it upmug. Some doctors liken it to a tree trunk. Others to a length of anchor rope. And still others compare it to a barber's pole. Whatever it's true dimensions, Edgar Acuña is stuck with a gigantic penis, and science can't help him.
Diagnosed with Phallumegaly (bigness of penis) at a young age, Edgar Acuña grew up without learning how to ride bike... without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small)... without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.
Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Edgar is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Edgar’s, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Acuña’s will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."
Edgar will have to wait for what might be a long, long, long time.
Diagnosed with Phallumegaly (bigness of penis) at a young age, Edgar Acuña grew up without learning how to ride bike... without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small)... without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.
Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Edgar is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Edgar’s, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Acuña’s will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."
Edgar will have to wait for what might be a long, long, long time.
by Ahkuna April 20, 2022
Get the Edgar Acuñamug.