Eli

the person who wrote this definition

hey Eli

by also me too September 9, 2020

Eli

If you're friends with a Eli just know you shouldn't trade him for anything. He will always put others infront of himself, and wouldn't hurt a fly. Hes pretty funny and can be soft at times. But no matter what he'll love you for your good parts and is pure at heart. Nice and charming for both genders.

Hey Eli!

Oh- Hi!!

Thanks for helping me through that hard time
Pfft it was all you man you're awesome.

by The softie~ March 10, 2021

Eli

Eli is the gayest man you'll ever meet.

Damn, Eli didn't come to the party last night, "that's pretty gay of him"

by Return to monkey October 3, 2021

Eli

A name for someone who attends/attended Yale (derived from Elihu Yale, the founder of the university)

Bush was an Eli, while Madison was a Princetonian.

by bulldogsbulldogsbowwowwow May 12, 2009

Eli

A puerto rican gangster. Loves women almost as much as he loves money. A greedy basterd.
Has multiple nicknames.

Called Paperstacks.
A pimp at heart.
But never acts on it.

Lives for making and never spending cash.
Sometimes also similiar to a JEW

Damn he has more money than bill gates. Yea thats a true Paperstacks. Whats a paperstacks? Dude thats a Eli

by ArmaniXXX April 8, 2011

Ely

someone who engages in 69 position with Jake on a daily basis. also one who uses 2 dots instead of 3 like such.. Ely is also someone who lacks in the height area. but behind his peach fuzz there is no chin just another fist (this may seem slightly impossible since u can see thru peach fuzz but just shut the fuck up.) Ely also knows every fucking line Family Guy has ever said and punishes u if u dont get the quote exactly fucking right.

Ely: Hey jake
Jake: No i dont want to engage in 69 position Ely

by Duncang February 3, 2009

Eli

A creeper from the trio of creepers

Eli, is watching you in the shower

by One of the creepers July 20, 2011