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Denison Law

the idea that as soon as you disclose the aspects of a relationship, of any sort, to one or more persons where envy may lie, the relationship experiences a downfall or dissipates.

More aggressive in new relationships, where vulnerability is high.
"How's the relationship going?"
"Not so well. Denison law just came in full force."
by Jack and Diamond July 31, 2017
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Danishthefunny

This guy is top his phone number is 07644377973 sike that’s wrong number he ordered a phone 2 weeks ago which was on next day delivery but it’s been 2 weeks lol anyway he was a top guy untiluntil everyone found out that he was a pedo yes a pedo when people found it this he grew spots on his face that’s because more people found out ( the real reason is that really he dropped his balls but who cares) he also has the mountain on his nose He
Danishthefunny is clever
by Grannish December 6, 2018
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Danish Backhand

it is a method of masturbation where the person puts there hand at 45 degrees to their wrist (palm direction) and back hands, only moving their elbow to perform this motion until their penis/vagina until too bruised to continue or they climax.
Me : "hey bro you tried the danish backhand yet?"
Julio : "yea bro, its the only way i jack off now"
by MildlyObeseDuck January 5, 2019
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Danish land mine

Also known as LEGO bricks, tbey are non explosive but can still cause extraordinary pain and suffering
Person: Watch out a Danish land mine!
Person 2: wha? ARGH FUCK
by DragonDan March 23, 2019
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Poon Danish

That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.
I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.

There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Anus Danish

During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.
Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.
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Duck Dynastyling

Duck Dynastyling is the wearing of facial hair like the Boston Red Sox players in the 2013 World Series.
by Barbarella83 October 28, 2013
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