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Whup-ass Dynamics

The theory of Whup-ass Dynamics:

Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.

It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.

The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Today in the school of hard knocks I learned about Whup-ass Dynamics. It's the theory of how and why whup-ass occurs and what would happen if one was to become involved with it.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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napoleon dynamite

1. A movie that gained popular acclaim via cognitive dissonance. True to form, there is nothing funny about the movie. But when people pay money to go see and sit through the entire movie, their brain tries to rationalize the situation (especially when you go watch a stupid movie.) In the end, the individual will convince him/herself that the movie was good.

2. A movie that has been quoted by the vast pre-teen adolescent population way to many times.
1. That was the greatest movie ever. I mean, I paid money to go see it and I sat through the entire thing, so it must have been good.

2. Your mom goes to college
by Euthanasia April 13, 2005
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dynamic prices

Noob:I hate the fact that the fucking flashbang is so expensive! What the hell happened?
veteran: Dynamic Prices, dude.
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dinamo

Dinamo is one of the most famous and successful Croatian football clubs. Dinamo is based in the capital city, Zagreb. Their fans are known as the BBB or "Bad Blue Boys." Biggest rivals are fellow Croatian team Hajduk Split.

Some famous players: Zvonimir Boban, Davor Suker, Dario Simic, Robert Prosinecki, Igor Biscan, Zoran Mamic.
Dinamo is currently in the playoffs.
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dynamics

A follow-on class to Statics that would be interesting and intellectually stimulating, except for all of the goddamn homework.
Me: I would feel like living another day, except for all of my dynamics homework.

Labpartner: Yeah, you're fucked. Just jump out the window.
by Disgruntled Engineer January 22, 2006
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dynamited chicken

Military term for the delicacy known to civilians as "chicken a la' king"
Cookie makes a damn good dynamited chicken.
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computational fluid dynamics

(CFD)
physics the quantitative study of fluids and their actions given a set of events.

For use in the creation of soup, chemical based reactors, vehicles, risk assessments, damage assessments, meteorological predictions, and different predictions of naturally occurring phenomena.
seriously, im not that smart.
(Anyway, an example of computational fluid dynamics would need graphical models and computer programming)
by puahl October 8, 2005
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