dusty pigeon

The dusty pigeon is a ridiculous sex act much like the pirate or the pink sock, but I think it's a bit more practical. It must be done by the man, to the woman...or another man i guess, if you're into that. It begins with something sticky. Something like syrup must be poured all over the woman's body (it will all come together later). Now continue with whatever acts you wish to perform upon each other until a point when you decide to move to the next step..this should be when you're close to jizzing. It includes absolutely BUSTING a goose down pillow across the woman's face, and emptying the contents all over the rest of her body. While she's disorientated, finish up and make sure you drop your batch in both her armpits. Now when she gets up, she'll be covered in feathers and flapping her 'wings' (much like the 2nd step of the chicken dance) trying to rid herself of the inconvenience you've placed upon her. You should have a good laugh while she sqwauks around the room.

I heard that Kara loooves the dusty pigeon..not only does she put up with it, she requests it by name.

by wisconsinlove December 25, 2007

The Dusty Pedroia

First a man performs oral sex on another man. After that the man who has received the oral sex follows by farting in the other mans mouth thus resulting in the Dusty Pedroia. The Dusty Pedroia only occurs with gay, man on man sex. This action is usually performed by the red sox's dustin pedroia. When a person receives one they are referred to have been "Dusted."

"Oh gross man, he gave him the dusty pedroia."
"That guy gave me the sickest dusty pedroia of my life last night."
"Yo man, last night Pedroia gave me one of his patented Dusty Pedroia's."

by TheDustyPedroia January 11, 2010

dusty the cat

The supreme ruler of all cats, yes, even more than LIMECAT.

<Moron> Help! im being attacked by rabid penises!
<dusty> *flies in to safty*

by Goatse lover December 30, 2003

Dusty Watermelon

Snorting cocaine off a very large, silicone stripper's boob (saline boob excluded)

Last night, I had to pay $50 to Candy for a Dusty watermelon

by mandy dabis February 21, 2009

Dusty Cracker

Dusty Cracker: A white girl, or boy that is shady or acts in a shady way. See shady. Known to be promiscuous, especially with another race.

Lindsey was cool until I found out she was a dusty cracker!

by kcs5252 September 27, 2007

Dusty Nut

Old Man Skeet

When a man over the age of 60 unloads his dusty nut, a white dusty cloud appears from the penis

by C1? January 3, 2009

dusty franklyn

During a lightning storm, find an old dusty key and tie a kite to it. After that get your partner naked and take them outside. Jam the key into the anus of your partner and let the kite loose into the storm. After these steps are complete make sure you, yourself, are naked. Proceed to hop on your partner and comence intercourt. Everytime lightning hits the kite, you'll both be sure to feel some electrifying moments during sex. You'll stay stimulated for days.

I'm so happy I dusty franklyned you last night! We won't need viagra for days now!

by that1otherguy265 July 14, 2017