A doushie is someone who is usually homosexual, annoys the living shit out of you, and thinks that you like him. A doushie flops his little boy testicles out everywhere in public.
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eye drops specially formulated to combat thud dry eyes as a result of staring at the gorgeous countenance of teh groban.
1. marlee coined the phrase "grobie drops" to heal sara's dried out josh staring eyes.
2. ouch my eyes damn thats hot. pass the grobie drops!
2. ouch my eyes damn thats hot. pass the grobie drops!
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Get the Drose mug.1. an unattractive boy who thinks he is so cool and decides to treats girls like crap and make them cry
2. a ugly ass boy who calls his girlfriend horrible names and continues to do it when she tells him to stop.
3. a boy who doesnt realize his girlfriend is beautiful and the best and treats her like shit and calls her a bitch for no reason and accuses her of cheating.
2. a ugly ass boy who calls his girlfriend horrible names and continues to do it when she tells him to stop.
3. a boy who doesnt realize his girlfriend is beautiful and the best and treats her like shit and calls her a bitch for no reason and accuses her of cheating.
One of my beautiful friends was going out with a little scrawny doushbag turd who got mad at her for no reason and repeatly called her a bitch and always told her to shut the fuck up. He treated her with no respect and made her cry many times. Guys like this are known as "Little Scrawny Doushbag Turds."
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Someone screams: Douse the fire!
All hell is brokede lose on the nearest red headed fuck, that is one screwed ginger.
All hell is brokede lose on the nearest red headed fuck, that is one screwed ginger.
by grassy ass June 19, 2009
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The act of dousing is usually needed in circumstances such as the one in the aforementioned definition because there is, so to speak, no "safe ground" for the "proximity mine" to land on in the consumers stomach, thus, it explodes, searing the gastric layer in the process. The best way to stop this exuberant form of pain in its tracks could be performed by Dousing the explosion with a nice swig o' milk from the nearest source.
WARNING: "Dousing" should never be even vaguely confused with "Dowsing", a renaissancious type of magical divination employed in attempts to locate ground water. The latter is retarded, and thus completely opposite of the former in terms of a good idea.
The act of dousing is usually needed in circumstances such as the one in the aforementioned definition because there is, so to speak, no "safe ground" for the "proximity mine" to land on in the consumers stomach, thus, it explodes, searing the gastric layer in the process. The best way to stop this exuberant form of pain in its tracks could be performed by Dousing the explosion with a nice swig o' milk from the nearest source.
WARNING: "Dousing" should never be even vaguely confused with "Dowsing", a renaissancious type of magical divination employed in attempts to locate ground water. The latter is retarded, and thus completely opposite of the former in terms of a good idea.
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Joe: So what's for dinner tonight, sug?
Zoe: *Stirs the embers* Oh, just some-
Joe: Mmmm, ember!
Zoe: Uhh, I don't really think you should-
Joe: *Om nom nom nom* ^_^ ... ZOMGWTFBBQ!!11!
Zoe: I told you... fucking idiot.
Joe, smoke exhuming from mouth: Quick, hand me your breasts!
Zoe: Wait, what the fuck? Why??
Joe: Because I heard on urbandictionary that if I should ever eat something really hot, I should suckle from the nearest source of milk. Now, I must perform the act of dousing in order to live, you see! Gimme! *Lunges at Zoe*
Zoe: *Dodges lunge* NOE! I'M NOT EVEN PREGNANT, SO IT WOULD NEVAR WORK! GET AWAY, FUCKING WEIRDO! *Pathetically attempts to escape*
Joe: *Grabs Zoe by her legs, then rips open her shirt and receives a healthy swig of nectar* Ahhh!
Joe: So what's for dinner tonight, sug?
Zoe: *Stirs the embers* Oh, just some-
Joe: Mmmm, ember!
Zoe: Uhh, I don't really think you should-
Joe: *Om nom nom nom* ^_^ ... ZOMGWTFBBQ!!11!
Zoe: I told you... fucking idiot.
Joe, smoke exhuming from mouth: Quick, hand me your breasts!
Zoe: Wait, what the fuck? Why??
Joe: Because I heard on urbandictionary that if I should ever eat something really hot, I should suckle from the nearest source of milk. Now, I must perform the act of dousing in order to live, you see! Gimme! *Lunges at Zoe*
Zoe: *Dodges lunge* NOE! I'M NOT EVEN PREGNANT, SO IT WOULD NEVAR WORK! GET AWAY, FUCKING WEIRDO! *Pathetically attempts to escape*
Joe: *Grabs Zoe by her legs, then rips open her shirt and receives a healthy swig of nectar* Ahhh!
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