Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.
Max: Hey, me too!
Sam: Sorry I asked.
Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.
Max: Hey, me too!
Sam: Sorry I asked.
by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022
 Get the Does the carpet match the drapes?mug.
Get the Does the carpet match the drapes?mug. by bigtittieril June 7, 2016
 Get the do your curtains match your drapesmug.
Get the do your curtains match your drapesmug. by RandomKid97 March 29, 2015
 Get the window drapingmug.
Get the window drapingmug. by agirlgirlgirlgirlgirl July 13, 2018
 Get the booty drapesmug.
Get the booty drapesmug. A pair of dirty n' dusty lamb leggings or aka pastrami drapes which in this case i refer to as "Dusty Drapes"
Hey girl better get started on that spring cleaning downstairs because you've got them there dusty drapes hanging low like a tired dogs face.
by izakbwalz October 10, 2017
 Get the dusty drapesmug.
Get the dusty drapesmug. 
