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The Downtown Fiction

An alternative band from Virginia. Cameron Leahy on vocals and guitar, David Pavluk on bass, and Wes Dimond on guitar. They have the most rockin' music and are the sexiest men alive.
"Hey man, did you see the Downtown Fiction last night?" "Yeah, they totally rocked it!"

Shanked downtown 

Verb: For a man to be raped through the back door.
"Dude I was in prison for 15 minutes before I was shanked downtown!"

going downtown 

When a man/woman goes down on another person (in most cases refering to a woman) and gives her/him oral pleasure. Giving head or eating out.
"You gotta go down town, that's the way to my love...
-SWV
He said he was going downtown tonight, I wonder what he means.

helen keller downtown bonanza

To insert one's hand into the rectum of another and proceed in speaking in sign language.
I was boning this chick, and i decided to give her a Helen Keller Downtown Bonanza

go downtown 

Another term for go down
means to perform stimulation of the female vagina with your mouth
hey boy i really wanna see if you can go downtown with a girl like me
go downtown by djnight November 1, 2010

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.