Doorknobbing

Doorknobbing- When you put someone'seye socket against a doorknob and kick the back of their head into the door.

You stole my girlfriend, I'm gonna go doorknobbing on ya!

by Ubanman February 20, 2018

Tunisian Doorknob

When you shove a doorknob in a girl’s butthole while milking your pet llama. You then climax and cum on a Tunisian turtle while getting pegged by an olympic bodybuilder. After cumming you take a nasty shit on the doorknob.

“Will where is my doorknob”

“Ah my bad, I was givin Karen a Tunisian Doorknob”

by MartinBaumm December 15, 2022

Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.

I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!

by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024

Roebuck doorknob

a girl who lives in roebuck and opens her legs for anyone

"Omg that stacy girl is a roebuck doorknob"

"Ive heard shes a doorknob

by the biggest whore house around January 15, 2018

doorknob

when someones hair is up in a tight bun, it looks like a doorknob.

"Hey look, she has a doorknob!"

by wowokoof June 16, 2019

national doorknob day

On September 16th is national doorknob day!

GeneaBecky:hey isn’t national doorknob day
becky:yeah!

by Someone who’s weird November 26, 2019

Doorknob

Person with such a small dick(also curved) that when they jerk off it looks like they are turning a doorknob

He has a doorknob omg

by Zuzuzups January 5, 2022