Doobie Dude

One who deals in joints

You should buy from my Doobie Dude.

by MayokeOni October 27, 2003

Fat doobie

A large roll of weed, that you snort not smoke.

Yeah man! Gimme dat fat doobie.

Dont do drugs.

by TheBigWood January 2, 2012

Doobie Fade

A ritualistic game played during group cigar smoking sessions where, nearing the end of a shared cigar, someone annouces the call to competition, "Doobie Fade". The competitors proceed to pass around the "roach" of the cigar until at last, finally, someone is unable to hit it or the roach goes out. The person in possesion of the "roach" when this happens must then eat the said "roach"

Jake "You gonna ash that? Naw, Who's down for doobie fade?"

Kyle "I think I'd rather eat Star Jones Ass"

by Jizz_Master_Zero February 25, 2010

Doobie Pigeon

Like a pigeon with chips doobie pigeon is a weed scavenger, never buys any of their own just canes everyone elses.

jog on scammin lil doobie pigeon

by howardmarx April 28, 2011

Doobie Crunging

The act of whilst being in a gym, walking around and sniffing the exercise bike seats, after a female had used them.

Dereck: Omg Dave have you seen how hot that girl is on the bike over there!!?

Dave: Yes dereck time for a spot of Doobie Crunging

by Jax and Paddy July 25, 2019

doobie fuck

Jack ass

Kathy:
Hey, you're being a real doobie fuck.

Togan: ok.

by Kathydraapier May 29, 2017

doobie cough

The fits of coughing you get after taking a nice long drag from the devils cabbage.

Bro this dank herb is giving me some bad doobie cough.

by diggle whisper June 16, 2017