Doink

A newer generation of the word thoink typically meaning a joint or blunt that appears to be on the thicker side.
A real doink can be anywhere from 2 to 5 grams of marijuana, but depends on the viewer.

Damn now that’s a doink.

Nick typically only smokes doinky pack.

by ssssssshhhhhhh December 5, 2019

dip doink

An airhead; someone with no brain who makes you want to scream and punch them in the face.

"Ugh, she is such a dip doink."

by RoseyPantalones June 14, 2015

doink

usually a small shard of poop

i think your dog left a doink on the ground

by bigmamak July 29, 2010

Shaboink - A - Doink

The act of Boinking someone intensely in their asshole

I Performed Shaboink - A - Doink on my stepsis!

by jkgfyudtyftuigfjvyuggfdtkfuyg. November 27, 2024

Doink

A utter fool and a menace to everyone around them this person deserves everything that comes to them

They are stupid in all fault of their own

“What would you call Josh?”
“He’s a total Doink”
“Aw man, so I should avoid him?”
“Yep”

by HuniBea April 18, 2022

doink

To exit an establishment or situation.

"Bro, let's doink this joint; I'm sick of this place"

by consune January 22, 2019

Lennie doink

Cock slap

Louise was setting her lip up, so I hit her with a Lennie doink

by Drillbit69 July 12, 2022