that last drink that may send you over the edge into the ditch while driving home from a party or bar
by hardknees June 02, 2009
(adverb) a phrase you say to someone when you see them scratching their butt crack or anywhere in the vicinity of the butt crack. Can also be used when you see them pulling out their underwear or pants from the butt crack area; can also be used when a female does this in the lower frontal extremity
Itch in the Ditch
by sekajakes July 01, 2010
A snowmobile (also see “snow machine”) possessing the appropriate suspension travel and handling characteristics to ride haphazardly, or drunkenly through rural drainage conduits. First coined in the Midwest, it is gaining popularity in mountain western states.
That Polaris with the 12 inch suspension made one hell of a ditch banger until I didn’t see that mailbox and then holy-wah, there it was!
by Commander Orth February 19, 2011
by McLeeloo May 17, 2010
When you are driving around (usually in the southern United States) and you see a bunch of filthy, degenerate, inbread, hillbilly kids all playing around in a festering pool of shit water.
Cody: God damn look at that pile of ditch piglets over there in that sewage drain!
Alex: Pull over, lets get the shovel out of the back of this truck so we can go cut their heads off. Weee’s havin’ piggy pie for dinner tonight!!!
Alex: Pull over, lets get the shovel out of the back of this truck so we can go cut their heads off. Weee’s havin’ piggy pie for dinner tonight!!!
by PazuzuXXX April 08, 2018
damn nigga, me and sparky were chillin' the other night and that nigga straight up bitch-ditched me! fuck that nigga, my nigga!
by SkitzoFrenik September 01, 2010
the act of going around at night, unplugging reindeer lights, putting them in front of someone's front door, then ringing the doorbell and running away.
by frostybear83 December 13, 2010