dick disease

A disease that affects people from the ages of 12-15; when someone is infected with this disease, they cannot help drawing dicks on anything they see

(man draws dick on desk)
"dude! you have the dick disease"

by tagtagtagtag June 1, 2009

lucy disease

slowness, dumbness, clumsiness, forgetfullness, plenty of blond moments. "just plain lucy" lol

-"I think I have the lucy disease!"
-"How?"
-"I plugged the charger into my phone but didnt plug the charger into the wall! lol"

by lucy disease foundation April 1, 2011

mung disease

A disease of the nervous system caused by eating too much mung.

Symptoms include uncontrolled vomiting, rotting of the teeth, discharge, anal leakage, flaming diarrhea, uncontrolled sexual urges towards corpses

Kyle got mung disease from eating her chunky discharge.

by Bl4zn4zn December 14, 2004

Dumbass disease

When a person is dumb and fail a lot of things, they have dumbass disease

Son: I failed again
Dad: that’s your 7th time you failed, you must have dumbass disease

by Twiggy on urban December 24, 2019

Hard Disease

A very aggressive disease that affects a male victim which makes them very aggressive and try and act hard in front of the opposite sex, often by: punching or hurling verbal abuse at his mates. The affected male usually rims the female.

Tom: "Did you hear Harry has hard disease?"
Cam: "Yeah I heard its a shame"
Tom: "Yeah I know"

by General Medical CouncilL January 9, 2019

bitch disease

Bitch disease is when a girl (most of the time white) is extremely rude to someone and then that person becomes a bitch to other people.

Damn, my girl got bitch disease and she can't even say thank you

by Tshdndixn May 22, 2017

IPNB disease

IPNB disease (short for I Pull No Bitches disease

Sam: hey are you gay or do you have the IPNB disease?

John: what’s the IPNB disease

Sam : The I pull no bitches disease

John: Are you serious

by lotuscereal March 4, 2022