ding dong ditch 

To knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and then run away. Hiding nearby to watch the person's reaction is optional.

Known as "Nigger Knocking" in less politically-correct times and less politically-correct places such as the Deep South.

"I'm bored. Let's go ding dong ditch mean old Mr. Wilson next door and then hide in the bushes to watch his reaction."

ding dong ditch by Chickendog Jackson July 9, 2009

Ding dong ditch 

When you poke someone's butt hole yell Ding dong then run away

Hey look at Bob bending over I'm gonna go Ding dong ditch him

Ding dong ditch by Theonethecallkritter December 9, 2015

Ding Dong Suck

go door to door & ask boys if they want their dick sucked.

Hey Rachel lets go play ding dong suck

Ding Dong Suck by SexyBaby123456789 June 25, 2010

Ding-dong ping-pong 

A game of precise ping pong where you use your dick as a paddle

At that party last night Jordan and I played ding-dong ping-pong.

Ding-dong ping-pong by BlackKnight27 September 24, 2018

Ding Dong Shit

The act of taking a shit on one's doorstep ringing the doorbell and running like hell.

"Dude what did you do to make that guy pissed off?" "I decided to go on a little Ding Dong Shit run!"

Ding Dong Shit by ChrisNeville May 13, 2009

Ding Dong Dino 

Ding Dong Dino is the best species of dinosaur you could (if your lucky enough) ever come across. This animal was discovered by a group of girls in 2020. As it is quite new, not many people know about it. A 'Ding Dong Dino' is a very unique and special creature, and is just like a human! Always there to hug you and put a smile on your face when you need it :) It is the kindest and cares for every loved one. To everyone reading this: a ding dong dino is that creature you would want as you're spirit animal.:) Just work for it ;)

Me: Omg! You are JUST like a Ding Dong Dino!
Friend: *offended* I am NOT a ding dong!!
Me: No no no, ur so caring, kind, unique n special! Just like a ding dong dino :)

Ding Dong Dino by be a beann March 19, 2020

Ding Dong Dick 

The act of leaving a 7 foot dragon dildo at ones door after ringing said victims door bell.

Brad broke up with his girlfriend so her friends decided to Ding Dong Dick him.

Ding Dong Dick by ItsDarc August 4, 2020